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Remember Him, My Friends? McCain Claims GOP Nomination

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008


Here he is, our great fictional war hero, just like some stiff-talking fictional character from a shitty Ernest Hemingway book about the Spanish Civil War — a book featuring a socialist loser as the hero, and militaristic fascists as the enemy. You can guess which side Juan Walnuts McCain supports: The Socialists.


John McCain’s Campaign, Life Completely Run By Lobbyists

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Have you heard of lobbyists? They do very bad things that have destroyed our great nation, according to John McCain, which is why everybody with any involvement in his doomed campaign is required to be a practicing lobbyist. The current “revolving door” batch of lobbyists who run his entire life include lobbyists for Verizon, SBC, AT&T, Alcoa, J.P. Morgan, U.S. Airways, Land O’ Lakes, General Motors, United Technologies, UST Public Affairs, eBay, Goldman Sachs Group, Cablevision, Tenneco, Novartis Pharmaceuticals, Dell, Fannie Mae, Southwest Airlines, Toyota and the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America. [Washington Post]