Wonkette

Ah, my sweet Frenchman, why do you insist on teasing me with the innuendo that there are women other than I?

Oh, Sarko! I know that your arched little eyebrow and sideways look hides a world of macho, Gallic pain! I am sorry that your trip left so little time for you to seek solace from the pain caused by that woman — solace I would have happily provided, had the Secret Service not kept me so far away from you the last couple of days! MORE »