muslins
Apparently There Is No Shortage Of Dicks To Be Eaten, Tea Party Nation Edition
Still obsessing about what happened in Boston? Still feeling like you just want to sit home with your family/ friends/ dogs/ cats/ kids/ whatever and tell them all that you love them desperately? Naw. That’s for pussies and liberals. The real action should be dedicated towards writing your bullshit muslins-did-it-because-of-bamz manifesto because only then can [...]
Hey Girl, Boy-Banders One Direction Gonna Make You Muslin All Night Long
Insane nutbag Debbie Schlussel, whose twitter bio reads like a mad libs experiment gone awry (she’s a movie critic AND a cultural observer AND a writer AND a journalist AND a terrorism expert. SUCK ON THAT LIBTARDS), has expanded her cultural observation powers to include the world of tween pop. Yes, Debbie Schlussel is here [...]
NRO Hires Racisty Racist It Can Dig Up, For Racism
It seems like just two months ago that the august and erudite National Review Online was having to face its terrible shame and can all its writers for being bald horrible racists. And yet their newest fellow likes to write things about how the Founding Fathers didn’t let black people vote for a reason. And [...]
OMG, Michigan, Can You Stop Being Awful For Like Five Seconds?
Between the gay-hating paranoid that is the mayor of Troy, the vagina-hating legislature banning the word vagina (but not cunt), and this guy, Michigan has very clearly spent this past week trying to make Mississippi look tolerant and Arizona look progressive. The Great Lakes State isn’t even done yet because this is happening: Tensions flared [...]
‘Pretend It’s Obama’ Suggests Hilarious Lady As Rick Santorum Shoots at Target
Here is the funniest joke you will ever hear, falling from the nicotine-stained teeth of a southern belle: “Pretend it’s Obama!” It’s funny, you see, because Rick Santorum is shooting a gun! As her friends laugh and laugh at her witticism (which Santorum didn’t hear, obvs, he is wearing headphones), she indulges in a few [...]
Feds End Their ‘Watch On Muslin Men,’ Newspaper Reports
Wonkette operative “Paul G.” sends in this rewritten AP article printed in the St. Petersburg Times. Look, the death of bin Laden actually resulted in a slight restoration of civil liberties! But we’re still going to call them “Muslin.” Speaking of which, are our friends on Facebook still concerned about “the Muslin’s”?
Muslim-Hating Wingnut (Not Palin) Shoots His Own Car For Some Reason
Rat-faced hillbilly “Pastor Terry Jones” still exists, for some reason. (Weren’t we supposed to drop him from a Predator onto a pile of rocks in Afghanistan, so that one of his stray limbs would kill a child or a nursing mother? Is this even America anymore?) So, this Terry Jones character is going around, spewing [...]
Newt Gingrich Loves ‘Historian’ Who Says Jesus Opposed Minimum Wage
It’s nut-pickin’ time in Iowa! That’s why Newt Gingrich — a man so amoral and crooked that he has to be screwed into his albino-rat wig each morning — is buddying up with the best wingnuts Texas has to offer, in Iowa. Meet make-believe “historian” David Barton, who brought two important beliefs to Iowa so [...]
Jesus-Loving Barber Will Be Nice To Muslims ‘Even Tho They Wrong’
What are America’s small business people doing with all their spare time from not having any business, because of the Great Recession? Some are continuing to put up letterboard messages about their opinions regarding different things, such as The Muslims. Who are the Muslims, anyway? What do they want? When did 9/11 happen last? [WESH [...]
Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis
It’s September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you’re going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it’s not [...]
‘Ground Zero Church’ Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons
Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran — our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today’s post is brought to you by the makers of Islam Rising halal baker’s yeast, now being advertised along roadways across [...]
‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’
With anti-muslin hatred spreading like thunderous bedbugs across our great nation, Burn Yer Queeran could become a daily feature! Indeed, accessorizing one’s criminal record with a hate-crime conviction is shaping to be the hottest fall fashion trend in America. This is what happens when a great nation and its people can no longer afford to [...]
Today In Anti-Muslinism: No-Mosque NIMBYs, Tennessee Terrists, and Cardboard Hatreds
It’s time for another installment of Burn Yer Queeran, where we talk about “Islamophobia, American-style” in bullet-point format. Is everyone psyched to learn about the latest trends in bigotry? Awesome! Let’s proceed, then.
Glenn Beck Never ‘Endorsed’ the Ground Zero Imam, No Matter What George Soros Tells You
The video historians at Media Matters for America got the attention of radical patriot Glenn Beck for spreading around a movie showing him shooting the shizz with Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf — the doom-force behind Manhattan’s proposed Cordoba House not-mosque — and teevee lady Diane Sawyer about why it’s annoying how Islamic radicals get so [...]
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