The happy rich people of La Jolla, California awoke Sunday morning to find many 40-lb. live squid flopping and squirming on the fancy beach. This horror show immediately followed a 4.0 earthquake 19 miles off the coast. Why did Nobama do this to us? Can the answer be found in a VERY SUSPICIOUS COMMENT on this San Francisco news website? MORE »

Thank you to reader “crookedE,” who writes, “I’m sure I’m not the only one who spotted this, but I just had to send it over.” In fact crookedE was the only person who contacted us with this wonderful screencap, which means the rest of you need to quit nodding off while you masturbate to “Fox and Friends” because there is important information going on over at MSNBC.

“Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago. ‘If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,’ Lacasse said.” [Central Florida News 13]