This is what America looks like.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Let's be joyful that stories like this still exist, at least until Donald Trump makes them illegal.
Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!
Are you shocked yet? We bet you are way shocked.
Looks like we picked the wrong week to start racial profiling. Wait -- there's no right week.
Is Trump really concerned about protecting Americans? Hahahaha, you are funny!
Where does Hillary get off running for president, and where the hell does Obama get off supporting her? UNFAIR!
How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!
Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
Little history lesson for ya!
Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...
Another reboot from the '80s happened this week, as Great Britain's ruling Conservative Party leadership fight appears to have been won by a lady! That is expected to make Theresa May, the current home secretary, Britain's first female prime minister since...
Did you know San Bernardino and Orlando wouldn't have happened if Homeland Security wasn't so scared of saying Muslim words? IT'S TRUE!
Rightwing blogs went crazy with stories of a 'gang rape' by 'Syrian refugees' that turned out to be mostly paranoid rumor. So when authorities clarified what happened, obviously that was part of the cover-up, too.
The grifter from Wasilla really should delete her Facebook page.