McCain Spokeswoman Gets in Twoooouble With The Boss
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
Here’s a Fox News clip from today of John McCain’s communications director Jill Hazelbaker, a.k.a. “the poor man’s Dana Perino.” She said that Barack Obama is not going to the Middle East to learn anything about the situation On The Ground — a stark contrast to avid listener John McCain, who learned about the two kinds of Muslims during his last trip to the region. MORE »
Here’s a Fox News clip from today of John McCain’s communications director Jill Hazelbaker, a.k.a. “the poor man’s Dana Perino.” She said that Barack Obama is not going to the Middle East to learn anything about the situation On The Ground — a stark contrast to avid listener John McCain, who learned about the two kinds of Muslims during his last trip to the region. MORE »
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America’s finest opinion-writer-of, Peggy Noonan, recently visited an airport somewhere — possibly in West Texas, Oklahoma or Central California. She is the Merle Haggard of the Jet Age, the Woody Guthrie of business travel. Also, she is an old white lady and the TSA minorities are sticking the beeping wand between her withered old thighs, and that ain’t right! It’s unnatural, as she is not even an Arab! Let’s enjoy an Okie-Dog of Metaphors with the Op-Ed Princess of Bloomingdale’s, after the jump.
Last fall, David Horowitz and his neocon pals held the famous Islamo-Fascism awareness week all over America’s college campuses. Its theme was that Islamos tend to moonlight as Fascists, with Terrorism as their prophet. It was such a glorious festival that they have decided to have another, and it’s somehow been going on all this week! The agenda: Stop the Mooslims from killing Jews. [
Everyone’s favorite Muslims at the Islamic Fiqh Academy in India recently decided that health insurance is not simply a bunch of baloney, but it’s also a sin and immoral. “Representatives from around 300 Madrasas, including Darul Uloom Deoband, Jamiat Islami participated in the three-day meet, where they reached a conclusion that seeking insurance cover was only another form of gambling,” and this is why Barack Obama cannot bring himself to offer a universal plan. [
Only one in ten voters thinks Barack Obama is a Muslim, according to a new poll that is kind of encouraging. We figured the number would be closer to 70%, because this is a nation of imbeciles. As we’re pretty sure the “Barry Hussein’s a Muslim” demographic is unlikely to vote for a black man anyway, the Obama campaign can probably write this news off as an Improbable Victory and get back to shaming Hillary 
An emotionally fragile Attorney General Michael Mukasey addressed audiences at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco yesterday and nearly wept at the thought of the American government having its precious spying freedoms taken away. He also observed that Muslims, and not followers of a strict Protestant religious sect, deserve the government’s hairy eyeball. 
The Clark County, Utah Republican Party held its convention Saturday, and the Mormons are so secretive that it’s taking this important news several days to make its way around the Internet. “Standing in” for John McCain was Mark Shurtleff, the attorney general of Utah. Even that title sounds horribly racist and sexist and Mormon. So what horribly racist and sexist and Mormon things did he say? 
Hillary Clinton is on top of the world for today’s primaries! What is wrong with her? Who knows, but at least she isn’t a Muslim, or a terrorist! Although she is actually both of those things. But Obama is a worse terrorist, and that is why he is losing the entire nomination right now, in the video after the jump. 
