Tag: muslim

British Lady So Sad Muslim Ladies Can Wear Whatever The F They Want At The Beach

There is quite a big debate these days, over in Europe, about whether or not Muslim women ought to be allowed to wear "burkinis" -- bathing suits that fully cover the skin and hair of the Muslim women who...

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Deleted Comments: Stop Lying About Donald Trump By Quoting Him

Time to hose out the Deleted Comments queue again, and this week, we start with an insight from a Donald Trump supporter who is delighted that Donald Trump tells it like it is, except when he's deliberately being vague...
Sure thing, Special Agent Zoolander.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Glee At Americans Being Murdered! By Muslims! Wow!

It was a crazy week, so of course plenty of the crazy spilled into the comments sections of our coverage of the San Bernardino shootings. Some people genuinely didn't get what we were trying to do, which was to...
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Deleted Comments: Like Your Master Obama, Wonkette Wants To Destroy America

So here's one heck of a surprise: Most of our deleted comments this week are about the Paris terrorist attacks, and the subsequent mass pants-soiling by Republican governors, Republican presidential candidates, and the truly rank Republican rank & file...
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Deleted Comments: You Can’t Be A Liberal And A Christian, Duh

Once in a while we'll get an influx of angry new commenters who are very, VERY unhappy with something we've published, but we have no idea how they found the piece to be outraged by in the first place....
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: Did You Know Gay Sex Isn’t Even Real?

We got us a whole bunch of freaked-out gun-humpers this week in reply to our story about Ted Cruz's sub-par gun safety, mostly saying "Har-Har, you dumb liberals don't know nothin' about guns so shut up." The really...

Deleted Comments: Why Do You Uncouth Churlish Perverts Hate Dr. Ben Carson?

Last week's Dear ShitFerBrains had so many thoughtful thoughts about Hillary Clinton's Benghazi hearing (yeah, we've forgotten it all already, too) that we didn't have room for some other prime cuts of derp, so we're happy to bring you...

Bobby Jindal Cool With Muslim President, As Long As He’s Christian

Did you know Louisiana Gov. Bobby "No Hyphens" Jindal is still running for president? Yeah, neither did we, but he is. (Though not for long, we are guessing, on account of how LOL, nobody likes him. Literally, nobody.) Anyway, now...
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Hey Dumbass! Prosecution Is Not Persecution: A Wonksplainer

There’s been a lot of yammering this week about a certain Kentucky lady who has been “air quotes” “persecuted” for her beliefs that Teh Gays can suck it, and not in the Dan Savage GGG way. But while she...
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: We Are Illiterate Illegal Parasites In Prison. Science Fact!

Since Disqus has brought us a bunch of new commenters (Hi! Welcome To The Monkeyhouse! Play nice!), we'd just like to 'splain why we moderate comments in the first place, instead of allowing unfettered Free Speach: It's because we...
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Victoria Jackson Proves Obama Is A Muslim Again With Catchy New Song, Again

Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson asked a very important question the other day: "Is Obama a Muslim or a Jihadist?" Turns out that it was a trick question, because there's no real difference! The only thing remarkable about the post was...
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Literally Every Sentence David Brooks Says About Paris Shootings Is Wrong (VIDEO)

Sometimes David Brooks says things that are true or correct. However, this does not occur in the above clip from Meet the Press, a popular television fiasco. Not even once! Can we divide David Brooks' clump of TV words into...
If only I could find some loon with a really hopeless, arguably insane claim...

Orly Taitz Pretty Sure George Clooney’s Hot Lawyer Wife Will Finally Prove Obama Isn’t President

Excellent news! Birther Hivemind Queen Mother Orly Taitz got a gift subscription to People Magazine for Christmas! That's the only thing we think could possibly explain this bizarre story from Bradlee Dean's dumb website for dumb people: For some...

Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl’s Dad Made The White House A Mosque

OMG you guys! Disgraced former torturer Allen West, super-patriot and Muslim-Hunter extraordinaire, has been tipped off to some earth-shattering proof of Muslim perfidy and scary creeping -- or galloping! -- sharia law! After spending the weekend calling Sgt. Bowe...

Megyn Kelly Wishes Mitch McConnell Would Stop Being So Shiftless And Impeach Obama Already

We have said this before and we will say it again. We do not actually think Megyn Kelly is dumb. Well, we think she is dumb in the sort of way we think leggings worn as pants are dumb,...