Heart Did Not Give RNC Permission To Use ‘Barracuda’
Friday, September 5th, 2008
Heart was a late 70s Led Zeppelin cover band, and then one of the band members became a Pacific Northwest Hollywood Liberal Activist. With that sort of a history, it’s no surprise that Nancy Wilson is steamed that the Republicans were playing “Barracuda” all over the place last night to celebrate Sarah Palin, a woman who is only a snaggletoothed fish on the inside. MORE »
Heart was a late 70s Led Zeppelin cover band, and then one of the band members became a Pacific Northwest Hollywood Liberal Activist. With that sort of a history, it’s no surprise that Nancy Wilson is steamed that the Republicans were playing “Barracuda” all over the place last night to celebrate Sarah Palin, a woman who is only a snaggletoothed fish on the inside. MORE »
Did you see child embryo harvester loser Michele Bachmann speak, just now? She was looking pretty! Her speech was tragically boring, by Bachmann Standards, but she did say on CNN last night that Sarah Palin has more experience than “Barack Obama and Joe Biden combined.” Oh god now there is some young gal lip syncing on on the stage. Btw, look at those glass panels in front of the steps to the glossy stage. The steps are INACCESSIBLE and fraudulent, just like this whole thing, bah. AND STILL no one is here.
Toby Keith, the terrible country music singer who has spent the last seven years laughing at Arabs for getting killed by American bombs (2002 lyric: “we lit up your world like the Fourth of July”), is inexplicably a Democrat who supports Obama. This makes no sense. Perhaps he is one of those “Peter Beinart Democrats” who saturated our magazines and newspapers in the years after 9/11 — you know, like “we want sweeping health care reform, but we also really like bombing the shit out of Arabs.” Joe Lieberman is the worst … Wait, what was the question? Oh yes: weird redneck Toby Keith is a Democrat for Obama. [
Here’s a post from the “McCain Report,” which is one of several terrible blogs on McCain’s website. He’s trying to steal Hillary’s old ladies by posting videos from ABBA, a Swedish pop quartet from the ’70s. After Vietnam, John McCain had sex affairs with the two girls in this group before 
At the end of the annual, massive Coachella music festival in California this weekend, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd launched a big inflatable pig into the sky, seen here. It’s a political statement about endless war or some other liberal gripe. On the pig’s Hopeful underbelly, however, was the word “Obama” (that’s French for “Cheez-it”) with a checked ballot-box next to it. So if Obama were a pig, and Roger Waters were American, he would vote for the Obama pig. [
Utah Senator Orrin Hatch is an accomplished musician, and these days he’s using his natural gifts to celebrate his homosexual love for President John McCain. His new song, “Together Forever,” is a lovely ode to John McCain’s Campaign for America. Try syncing it up with a vigorous reading of John McCain’s economic plan — right when it mentions the reduction in corporate tax rates from 35% to 25%, there’s quite possibly the best staccato flourish Hatch has composed in 17 years. Lyrics after the jump! 
Just like Sinbad, former 
The elitism of Barack Obama has reached new depths. Famous Rock Star Bruce Springsteen, a gay French white wine-sipper, has endorsed Barry on his website, citing Obama’s potential “to lead that project and to lead us into the 21st Century with a renewed sense of moral purpose and of ourselves as Americans.” Blah blah blah, he likes how Hopey is a Communist and that’s all. After the jump, more about Bruce Springsteen’s elitist credentials.