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  The War On Christmas May Commence

Thanksgiving Ain’t Over Until The Turkey Tetrazzini Sings

Do you still have turkey leftovers? Great. Let’s get rid of it already, with the American comfort classic Turkey Tetrazzini. It’s a pasta casserole with mushrooms, leftover turkey, frozen peas, and a cream sauce. You can do a shortcut and just use Campbell’s condensed cream of mushroom soup instead of the cream sauce, you lazy fuck. We’ll only include photos of the final product so you can guess in the comments whether we made the sauce ourselves or used canned soup. Read more on Thanksgiving Ain’t Over Until The Turkey Tetrazzini Sings…
  of course it's illegal

Science Finds Simple Source of ‘Lasting Happiness,’ So It’s Completely Illegal To Have It

Do you want “lasting happiness”? It is available to everyone! There are two doorways to this “measurable personality change” that stays with people pretty much forever. The first is arduous and requires a good deal of natural empathy and the slow, patient development of the human quality of “openness.” The second is through the harmless ingestion of a common fungus that literally grows atop cow shit pretty much anywhere, overnight. See if you can guess which method the U.S. Government describes as a “Schedule 1 drug, with a high potential for abuse, has no medically accepted use and isn’t considered safe to use under medical supervision.” Read more on Science Finds Simple Source of ‘Lasting Happiness,’ So It’s Completely Illegal To Have It…