Tag: murder

Hey, Maybe Don’t Send SWAT Teams To People’s Houses?

What is WRONG with people?

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.

Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.

A Fun End Of Day Post With Only A LITTLE Murder!

What evil lurks in the hearts of lawyers? These Jones Day dudes specifically. Your OPEN THREAD!

Neo-Nazi Tim McVeigh Fan With Guns, Bomb Supplies *Might* Be Poor Choice For Bail, Even In Florida

People see 'guns, bombs, and Nazis' and get all worked up, it seems.
Man has got to have a code.

Donald Trump Tells Philippines Dictator He’s Doing Terrific Job (OF MURDER)

We're really trying hard not to normalize a president who buddies around with a dictator who blithely murders his own people. Sadly, that seems to be the norm now.

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Gay Drunk Racist Tulsa Man Murders Lebanese Neighbor, Nothing To See Here

A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.
My Sharia more

Oklahoma Spending All Its Natty Ice Money Investigating ‘Threat Of Islam.’ Yes, In Oklahoma

An Oklahoma legislator wants to spend taxpayer money to determine how big a threat radical Islamic terrorists pose to the Sooner State. 'Not Much.' There, now he can refund the state treasury.
At least this time it wasn't in a bag on fire

Russian Spies Pooped On U.S. Diplomat’s Carpet, Which Really Tied The Room Together Man

International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the...
This is an ex-parte! Err, parrot!

Parrot Pining For The Witness Box, May Provide Evidence In Michigan Murder Case

A foul-mouthed African grey parrot named Bud might be entered into evidence in a Michigan murder trial, maybe. Probably not, but maybe. Bud may have overheard the murder of his owner, Martin Duram, in 2015, and since shortly after...

British Member Of Parliament Jo Cox Murdered; American Gun Nuts Have A Good Larf

Jo Cox, a member of Parliament, has been murdered. Americans who love their guns are excited by the chance to point out that British gun control laws can't stop every murder, so obviously laws are worthless.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Mental Health Professional Thinks Someone Programmed Him To Murder. Could It Be … Satan???

The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.

Fox News Doc Wishes Facebook Loved America Instead Of Murder

Dr. Keith Ablow has thoughts. They are bad thoughts.