Wonkette

John McCain is now transparent, huzzah! Today he released his 2006-07 tax returns, and the poor Blue Collar couldn’t even top seven figures. He made about $419,000 in 2007, of which approximately $259,000 was taxable (the rest was hidden in Secret Offshore accounts knows as “charity”). Well how Common of him, not makin’ the big bucks like the elitist liberals. But wait, isn’t his trollop wife Cindy a superbillionaire corporate beer heiress? MORE »

Now that it’s April 1, we can all start wondering how much $$$ each campaign raised in March, and then compare it to our own meager Sub-prime earnings. While neither campaign has released figures yet, Obama’s total is “heard” to be around $40 million (compared to $55 million last month) and Hillary’s is “supposed” to be around $20 million (compared to $35 million). In other words, Americans have spent around $55 million in the last two months to fund Hillary’s meaningless daily psychobabble and $95 million for Barack to prove he’s a slappy little fairy. We deserve the Great Depression II. [Marc Ambinder]

Everyone’s favorite Sunni, Barack Obama, has raised $7.2 million since Tuesday night, after his impressive tie with Hillary Clinton in various states and island nations. Hillary, meanwhile, is loaning money to herself, so Barry should taunt that hussy and her complete lack of money, forever. [AP/Breitbart]