Look at this guy, in the photo! WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING. Does he bowl for a living? Was he an extra in the 1963 part of Goodfellas? Maybe. His name is Brett Mecum and he sells hot cum on the Internet. No, just kidding. Just kidding about his last name. He’s really the executive director of the Arizona Republican Party, and he was arrested in his office yesterday for driving his car super fast. MORE »

Hey everybody, that’s Larry Craig’s mugshot from his bathroom arrest! USA Today just put it on a blog or something, and we are going to liveblog the shit out of Larry Craig’s post-arrest bathroom speech. It starts … just about right now.

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