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Death March Through George Washington’s Farm

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

This was so unbelievably spookySo we arrived here late, of course, due to Tories, and scarfed down a few blueberry muffins before departing on a grand tour of George Washington’s farm. We saw a museum under a sheep pasture, where they store George Washington’s skull (pictured above). Did you know the father of our nation was a hologram? Well, now you do. MORE »