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BRIAN WILLIAMS IS HILARIOUS:: Never mind the newscast; check out his blogging! The Sunday New York Times is full of bizarre lifestyle crap, Peggy Noonan is "doing the work of her career," mom's cocktails in New Jersey were the best, and he skipped the White House Correspondents' Dinner to watch NASCAR in his kitchen. [Brian Williams' Daily Nightly]

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the doocys

Steve Doocy's Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy

Last night John McCain appeared on Chris Matthews' Hardball "College Tour," live from Pennsylvania's Villanova University. And who asks the second Student Question but Peter Doocy, and it is about doing shots of whiskey, and he's the personification of Frat, and he's the son of Fox & Friends co-anchor Steve Doocy — quite possibly the biggest (yet most harmless) douche on Fox News. They are the same person, except one of them has a national teevee show. The clip is below! More »

1:31 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Newell
3,131 views, 47 comments

Latest by Longboy49: McCain is asked two of the simplest, albeit stupidest questions, and yet he STILL wanders off in the fog while trying to answer them. Can you see him at a press conference on the White House lawn? One minute after more »

what is wrong with teevee

National Conversation On Race Off To Hot Start


Oh... oh my God. OH MY GOD. This psychology test appears to have been on an MSNBC special called "A Conversation About Race," conducted by "psychologists" Kenneth and Mamie Clark. In case this vignette wasn't fucked enough, they have to play the cheap sci-fi ambient theme. Well, thank you Barack: you ask for a National Conversation in 2008? This is what you get. [YouTube]

4:41 PM on Tue Apr 15 2008
By Newell
1,454 views, 42 comments

let's play hardball

Barack Obama Calls Chris Matthews (And Cable News) A Joke


Chris Matthews' beloved Hardball show had been visiting yet another demographic that has no interest in political shows on cable television: College kids! But it was a lot of fun for everyone, especially when Matthews' wacky light-hearted question ended up being a total setup for Obama to call him a jackass. [Campaign Circus]

1:30 AM on Sat Apr 12 2008
By Ken Layne
2,196 views, 24 comments

get a room, in hell

Joe Scarborough & Hillary Clinton Like-Like Each Other



Apparently, Joe Scarborough has been nice to Hillary Clinton recently. Did you hear about this? No? Must've started during that Wright scandal, you know, when the Main Stream Media realized Barry was a freakish, church-going Muslim. In any event, here is Hillary in her Outer Space costume flirting with the host of MSNBC's Morning Joe, for the first minute or so. Then it's just policy-talk or some such. [MSNBC]

12:23 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Newell
784 views, 11 comments

early morning, april 4

Hillary Proves She Knew MLK By Talking About It

Take that, Obama. You probably didn't even know you were black yet when Hillary was throwing Rosa Parks under a bus. (PS — Sorry about the Depends commercial before this clip.)

EARLIER: Did Hillary Clinton Really 'Shake Hands' With MLK When She Was 14?

2:35 PM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By Ken Layne
816 views, 17 comments

chelsea

Chelsea Continually Harassed About Monica Lewinsky



Everyone should ask Chelsea Clinton about Monica Lewinsky at every possible opportunity. Chelsea is like 45 years old now — 24 years older than Monica Lewinsky will ever be! America's favorite brace-face can handle it. [MSNBC]

4:09 PM on Mon Mar 31 2008
By Newell
4,398 views, 57 comments

cracker

Some Old Tucker Carlson Salsa Dancing Video!


Hey now wait, Tucker Carlson's MSNBC show ended some time in the last three weeks, knew that, but did anyone actually *watch* the last episode? Ha ha ha, ha. Well he ended it with some inspired Latino dancing with his gay partner and you can view it above! What is wrong with him? [YouTube]

12:22 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Newell
826 views, 29 comments

CLOVEN-HOOFED MONSTERS INVADE 'FIRST READ' BLOG: Jesus God, what is that thing? Is that Mr. Tumnus reading the Washington Post? [First Read]

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segregated snack foods

MSNBC Advertisers Secretly Attack Obama's Race

MSNBC must be raking in the big advertising bucks today, what with all these snack foods brands taking over its website's video player. But maybe in their video of Obama's huge, historic speech about race, they should have put in the ad for Cheez-its, or Triscuits, or some other snack food that isn't a racial epithet. Stupid arbitrary-selection robots. [via Fark]

4:04 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Newell
2,456 views, 59 comments

Latest by Darehead: @PaultardsForever: Well, thanks for teh 'fess-up. This makes you well-qualified to be gubnah of New York. more »

kristen

Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre's Recording Artist Friends



Four bucks says these two friends of "Kristen," the "high-priced call girl" that made wondrous Love to Eliot Spitzer, will both get multi-billion dollar record contracts within a week. Will these two and "Kristen" become the new Black-Eyed Peas, since they are also a team of boys and girls that make by-the-numbers hip hop? Maybe if Barack Obama is president. [MSNBC]

1:49 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Newell
3,927 views, 35 comments

sportscenter highlights

Clinton Camp Still Loves Ranty Olbermann

Keith Olbermann's "Special Comment" about Hillary Clinton last night was nine minutes long, or so, and deranged. Had it been less than three minutes, it might have been vaguely effective. Fortunately, we've distilled the thing into a highlight reel in this video, so you might be able to sleep tonight. And the Clinton campaign responded today, too: "We obviously, vigorously disagree with that characterization, although many of us remain fans of Keith and enjoy watching the show on nights other than last night," said communications director Howard Wolfson. [Ben Smith]

12:35 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Newell
3,392 views, 67 comments

Latest by SpeedyGonzalas: After the constant deluge of complete and utter bullshittery that we get from Washington each and every day of the year, nine minutes every 2 weeks is not only appropriate but more than necessary. more »

olbermann!

Keith Olbermann's Special Comment On Hillary Is Horrifying


We are four minutes through this video of MSNBC host Keith Olbermann's special "Special Comment" about Hillary Clinton. It's the first time he has made a "Special Comment" about a Democrat. It is a nine-minute video. He is the angriest person in the galaxy. SOS! [YouTube]

11:06 PM on Wed Mar 12 2008
By Newell
9,314 views, 143 comments

tucker, dearest

Famous Dancer David Gregory To Take Tucker Carlson's Job

Hey, remember this video of NBC's White House correspondent, David Gregory, dancing to Mary J. Blige's fantastic dance song? Well this same dancer is now replacing fired (HA HA) MSNBC host Tucker Carlson's 6 - 7 p.m. spot with Race for the White House, which the press release calls "a fast-paced daily look at the latest election news." And who doesn't need more of that right now! But does the press release lie? According to the AP, the new program will be called Race for the White. A typo, or a HILLARY PLANT? [AP/Breitbart]

2:18 PM on Mon Mar 10 2008
By Newell
1,316 views, 19 comments

Latest by TheMac: Here's to the hope that there are musical guests and the infamous Gregory boogie. more »

denounce him

No, YOU Cursed, Brokaw

Tom Brokaw said "ass" tonight, and he should be fired from whatever job he has.

12:56 AM on Wed Mar 5 2008
By Newell
2,893 views, 19 comments

JUST CALL OHIO FOR TOM BUFFENBARGER ALREADY: Keith Olbermann and his ol' pal Chuck Todd are saying that Ohio's full results won't be in until 4:30 a.m. Chuck Todd explains that Clinton's lead will diminish when Cincinnati, Cleveland and Toledo are counted (BLACK PEOPLE). What is wrong with this state? Aren't there a million unemployed ex-factory workers, because of the NAFTA? Hire them all to count the damn ballots, for Christ's sake.

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msnbc will solve the election

It's Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies

Here's MSNBC's panel debating the merits of Hillary's ad — political effectiveness vs. truth vs. fearmongering. What this tense debate reveals: Rachel Maddow is a libtard; Eugene Robinson is a moderate liberal; Pat Buchanan is an old white Republican; Joe Scarborough is a younger douchebag Republican. Who knew?

10:12 PM on Tue Mar 4 2008
By Newell
1,129 views, 27 comments

politics of fear

Tim Russert Eats All Of His Boogers

Ha ha, it's (MS)NBC's Tim Russert with his hand near his nose, meaning his finger is next to his nose, meaning he is picking his nose. What a sally! He probably eats it while devising cruel yes-or-no questions about Jews. Oh hey, this would be a good place to mention that Ian Schwartz is making videos for us tonight again. Go click on his fantastic website, forever. [Ian Schwartz]

8:54 PM on Tue Mar 4 2008
By Newell
476 views, 14 comments