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Tag: msnbc

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
This is what it would look like if Joe and Mika were young parents of a stolen Wonkette Baby.

Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying

What a relief!

Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!

They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.

Kellyanne Conway Wishes CIA Would Stop Whining About Russian Hacking

STFU, Kellyanne Conway.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo All ‘Morning Joe? More Like Donald Trump’s Morning Hos!’

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Donald Trump Just Wants MSNBC’s Katy Tur To Know SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, KATY!

Wonkette has reached out to Katy Tur to find out if she knows something is happening, Katy.

Donald Trump Will Make It Illegal For #Rigged Media To Hurt His Feelings

In Donald Trump's America, you won't be allowed to make Donald Trump cry!

Donald Trump Was So Low-Energy Because Donald Trump Jr. Stole All His Coke

No no no, we are sure Donald Trump Jr. was not hoovering up all the coke! OR WAS HE???

Trump Idiot Kellyanne Conway Shocked Hillary Clinton Not Winning More Bigly

BAD JOB, KELLYANNE CONWAY. Also, we kinda feel sorry for her.

Donald Trump Has Probably Never Met ‘Apprentice’ Contestant He Sex-Groped, ALLEGEDLY

Trump was saying he never groped those women at a North Carolina rally, and immediately, Gloria Allred's press conference started.

Ben Carson Would Like ‘Morning Joe’ Reporter To SHUT UP LADY HE’S TALKING

Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.