Tag: msnbc

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Who Wore This Red Wedding Dress Best? Katy Tur Or Katy Tur?

Congratulations, Katy! You're married now, Katy! The Fake News Media won't report it but it's true, Katy!

Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

DONALD TRUMP, GET YOUR TINY PIGGY PERVERT HANDS OFF KATY TUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

Katy Tur's book is out today too! Surprise, it features a story about how Donald Trump is a filthy piece of trash.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.

Anthony Scaramucci HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL OMG WE ARE DYING HERE

10 DAYS! HE MADE IT 10 DAYS! TEEEEEEEEEN FUCKING DAYS!

Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!

Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is

How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.