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MSNBC’s Goldie Taylor Knows 57 Ways To Kill Gossip Rag ‘FishbowlDC’
What’s going on, “FishbowlDC”? Everything good by you since you got hit with that lawsuit just for calling a private figure a diseased loathsome slut every week for a year? Well we are glad to hear it. Because we like you. But whoops, it looks like you might be going after someone again without all [...]
Millionaire Joe Scarborough Class Wars ‘Rich People’
Wonketteers, did you know that the country is full of rich people with mansions and jets? And that these people are far richer than most Americans are or ever will be? Joe Scarborough knows a little something about wealth inequality — not because HE’s wealthy, but because he’s seen OTHER PEOPLE hoard vast quantities of [...]
Judge Lets Rachel Maddow Extort World’s Greatest Heavy-Metal Anti-Abortion Public School Assembly Star
What is the world coming to when you cannot sue known lesbian Rachel Maddow for $50 million for defamation for quoting your own words? And when, in fact, you must pay her legal fees (as well as the legal fees of a now defunct paper, the Minnesota Independent) just for suing her for $50 million [...]
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Oh No Here Comes An Atheist
Since many of MSNBC’s afternoon shows have fallen flat and Dylan Ratigan left to find himself, the network had to act fast. So what do many of these boring shows with blah ratings have in common? Only one host! So MSNBC thought, our ratings will HAVE to go up if we have a show with [...]
Shouty Pundit Doesn’t Understand Brave Mitt Romney’s Plan To Save Detroit With Cleansing Fire
Mitt Romney says we don’t need any more of these socialist fire men (and women!) because Smokey the Bear said only you can prevent forest fires, so PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY! But loud televised Maoist Ed Schultz disagrees, pointing out that Detroit is burning pretty much constantly. Surely, Detroit could use some more firefighters? At the very [...]
Scott Brown Will Debate Elizabeth Warren, But There Better Be Some Goddamn Perrier In the Green Room
The Queen Mum of Massachusetts, Vicki Kennedy, has invited Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren to a senatorial debate at the Kennedy Institute in Boston, sponsored by MSNBC. Scott Brown thought about it a little before responding to ol’ Vick’s pleasantries with a rider: He’ll do it, but only if (a) no MSNBC cameras are within [...]
America’s #1 Professional Bigot Pat Buchanan Officially Out At MSNBC
Crusted-over boil Pat Buchanan will no longer be fomenting all-out race war at MSNBC, he is sad to announce. In his latest syndicated column (HOW MANY MEDIA DID THIS PIECE OF OFFAL NEED?) which is, of course, hilariously titled “The New Blacklist,” Buchanan revealed he is finally leaving the network after ten productive and bigotry-filled [...]
Gingrich Super PAC Head Rick Tyler: Democratic Party Aborts Black Babies
Rick Tyler, Newt Gingrich’s former communications director and now the head of his super PAC Bloviating About Our Future, had/created a terrible time on MSNBC following Tuesday’s primary in Florida. Rachel Maddow had Tyler on during her primary coverage to talk about whether Gingrich’s superbly negative Florida not-victory speech was using “racially coded language” to [...]
MSNBC Clown Show Reaches Climax, Hires Meghan McCain
The natural conclusion to MSNBC’s long effort to win the Pulitzer in Applied Stupidity was reached today when the cable-talk station hired vapid airhead Meghan McCain as some type of on-air personality. “We were looking for someone who literally knows nothing about anything, MSNBC vice president of programming Koko the Klown said in pantomime, while [...]
#OWS Protester Scares Off Product-Plugging MSNBC Blowhard
Here’s a talking head from the MSNBC cable entertainment channel trying to get some video interview content for his political show. The guy getting yelled at is apparently “Dylan Ratigan,” and his colleague is wearing a shirt from another MSNBC talk show, we guess? And this protester is going along with the interview until the [...]
Rep. Paul Broun Urges Debt-Addicted America To ‘Give Up Its Country Club Membership’
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy It is more or less redundant for us to type about “debt ceiling negotiation updates,” because in plain English this just means “members of the Tea Party continue to be intransigent dicks.” But the news media is still bravely trying to figure out [...]
Wonkette Hero Evan Hurst Destroys Michele & Marcus Bachmann (VIDEO)
Evan Hurst, everybody! Wonkette’s favorite son! [Truth Wins Out]
Michael Steele Is Now Going To Wreck MSNBC
Michael Steele was (barely) chosen as the Republican Party chairman a few years ago as a response to Barack Obama’s election to the presidency. Not a political response, so much as an image-y kind of thing. It’s hard to remember now, but the trend in 2008-2009 was all about tall, dark and handsome men. Especially [...]
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