U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
What a relief!
They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.
STFU, Kellyanne Conway.
Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!
Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Wonkette has reached out to Katy Tur to find out if she knows something is happening, Katy.
In Donald Trump's America, you won't be allowed to make Donald Trump cry!
No no no, we are sure Donald Trump Jr. was not hoovering up all the coke! OR WAS HE???
BAD JOB, KELLYANNE CONWAY. Also, we kinda feel sorry for her.
Trump was saying he never groped those women at a North Carolina rally, and immediately, Gloria Allred's press conference started.
Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.
He's real sorry about that.
Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.