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Basketballmer, Birthday Books, Bakersfield, And Boobs, All In Your Afternoon Happy Links!

Man, Snipy and Rebecca take ONE afternoon off from writing the link post, and out come the Ponies. So sue us. Here are your Happy Nice Time links, People: The upcoming Season 2 of HBO’s True Detective will be set in California, but not in Los Angeles, which has Been Done. Read more on Basketballmer, Birthday Books, Bakersfield, And Boobs, All In Your Afternoon Happy Links!…
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The Motion Picture Association Of America Wants To Stop You From Seeing Eva Green’s Boobs

You know that we are fans of Eva Green’s boobs, even if they can’t always save a movie. That said, there’s no downside to Eva Green’s boobs in your movie or movie poster. Not so fast, says the MPAA, which is banning the Eva Green poster for Frank Miller’s upcoming Sin City sequel, probably because they hate freedom. And boobs. Read more on The Motion Picture Association Of America Wants To Stop You From Seeing Eva Green’s Boobs…
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Hollywood Liberals Conspire To Give R Rating To Children’s Film About Andrew Breitbart

Sorry, kids, but Pixar’s newest release, Hating Breitbart, will be rated R, so you will have to either sneak in with fake IDs or wait for it to appear on Encore in, oh, three months. The Daily Caller smells a conspiracy! Producers of the biographical documentary “Hating Breitbart” got news last week that their film received an “R” rating from the Motion Picture Association of America. And with that move official Hollywood, long the preserve of liberal culture warriors, has had what appears to be the last laugh on the late Andrew Breitbart. Oh, yes, the MPAA, that sterling bastion of cultural libertines. (Ask Kevin Smith about getting an NC-17 for language, right after he finishes his guest post at Pajamas Media.) Read more on Hollywood Liberals Conspire To Give R Rating To Children’s Film About Andrew Breitbart…
 

Remainders: Reading About Iraq Is Easier With a Boner

* Iraq security briefings headed for the president’s desk must have a shirtless grinning picture of Fabio on the cover. [Corporate Casual] * The Alabama Supreme Court: where the law changes with the bowel movements of the Justices. Oh, and Jesus. [Drink at Work] Read more on Remainders: Reading About Iraq Is Easier With a Boner…
 

Metro Section: Whack, Whacked, Whacking

* Jack Valenti does look like one of Tony Soprano’s buddies, but Glickman? He looks more like one of Tony’s accountants. [MAFIAA Via Information Leafblower] * We really hope he doesn’t tell them he works for Chris Matthews until the next morning, because honestly we think a little higher of DC bloggers. [Big Head Rob] Read more on Metro Section: Whack, Whacked, Whacking…
 

Entertainment Industry Spokesman, Dead Ahead!

Scientists are split on whether the loss of over 65% of former MPAA President Jack Valenti is due to man-made factors or simply the cyclical nature of show business. Bonus Alternate Joke: This undated photo provided by the Palm Beach Daily Journal shows the East Greenland Icebergs celebrating the 40th anniversary of their their calving from the Kangerdlussuaq Weinsteins. Read more on Entertainment Industry Spokesman, Dead Ahead!…