Ha ha, at first this looks like a Bud Lite commercial or something, but no, it is an ad from your nutty liberal pals at MoveOn.org. Basically, Sarah Palin killed a moose once, and now its severed head is talking at America about what a dreadful leader she will be after John McCain dies in his bathtub. ["Moose"]

Here’s a new thing from MoveOn.Org, which links vaguely troubled North Carolina Senator Elizabeth Dole to that bastard John McCain, who is leading in North Carolina. They give money to oil companies! And in case someone saying “in the pocket of Big Oil” is not stark enough of an image, this ad actually shows a man in a suit whose tie says “Big Oil” carrying photographs of each John McCain and Liddy Dole in his hanky pocket. The image would’ve been much stronger (and more adorable!) if it was an actual Fat Cat wearing the suit. [YouTube via The Plank]

Which is worse: MoveOn.org with a sense of humor or without one? Trick question, the answer is “nuke them all.” Here is their new “funny” ad about how a bunch of people have the Hope Disease, as embodied by a cute lil’ chicken. Will that chicken be sent to Iraq later, like baby Alex? Meh. This video is especially hilarious because it features “Shawn” from hit loser teevee show Boy Meets World. You know, “Shawn,” the one that lived with the English teacher who had a motorcycle. [YouTube, First Read]

The liberal terrorists at MoveOn.org are launching a $1 million ad campaign (heyo!) against John McCain, because who the hell else is gonna do it, JESUS H. CHRIST (Mike Huckabee)? The first ad is running in some states where McCain has been running his own ads unopposed, and it features a birthday cake. Or an anniversary cake. It’s an Iraq Birthday-Anniversary Cake, celebrating 5-100 years of fun in the sun! Stupid liberals always miss the point — if you make cake analogous to a vote for John McCain, everyone will vote for John McCain. Check out the Elitism ad below. MORE »

The fucknuts at MoveOn.org, which gave us that creative General Petraeus ad the other month, are now pointing their beady little geek eyes to Facebook. But get this: in a total meta move, they are launching their campaign against Facebook on Facebook. Alright, totally conflicted now. That sort of moxie-filled Trojan Horse maneuver? Huzzah! For being a bunch of fascists? Go screw! MORE »

It occurs to us that between the Senate Democrat’s “Ask John Roberts” submission site and MoveOn.org’s “Fire Karl Rove Slogan Contest,” liberals sure aren’t working very hard these days. Of course, why should they? It’s not like they’re going to win on either count. Better to blame it on the sucky questions submitted by constituents (”Who does your hair?”) and the failure of “Flush the turd-blossom!” to really capture the public’s imagination. MORE »