‘Public Option’ Sends Out Terrifying E-mail, With Demands
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
As if the somewhat nebulous nature of the term “public option” hadn’t already scared enough of America’s dumbest and most selfish specimens into frothy, (oftentimes!) racist, gun-toting, hysterical Mall-marching under the command of some autistic clown from the Fox News television channel, certain Democrats — or at least a certain “MoveOn.org” communist outfit — have adopted a new, humanizing approach towards the demystification of this basic legislative proposal: They have sent out e-mails FROM the Public Option itself. “Hi, I’m the public health insurance option,” this demented treatise opens. If your white grandmother ever sees this e-mail, she will *not* be easily calmed down. “MAH GAWD MAH GAWD THEM PUBLIC NEGROES IS AWN MAH AOL MACHINE! QUICKY NOW, WHAR’S MY COLORED-BEATIN’ CANE AT, FOR SMASHIN.” MORE »











The liberal terrorists at MoveOn.org are launching a $1 million ad campaign (heyo!) against John McCain, because who the hell else is gonna do it, JESUS H. CHRIST (Mike Huckabee)? The first ad is running in some states where McCain has been running his own ads unopposed, and it features a birthday cake. Or an anniversary cake. It’s an Iraq Birthday-Anniversary Cake, celebrating 5-100 years of fun in the sun! Stupid liberals always miss the point — if you make cake analogous to a vote for John McCain, everyone will vote for John McCain. Check out the Elitism ad below.
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