Wonkette

The liberal terrorists at MoveOn.org are launching a $1 million ad campaign (heyo!) against John McCain, because who the hell else is gonna do it, JESUS H. CHRIST (Mike Huckabee)? The first ad is running in some states where McCain has been running his own ads unopposed, and it features a birthday cake. Or an anniversary cake. It’s an Iraq Birthday-Anniversary Cake, celebrating 5-100 years of fun in the sun! Stupid liberals always miss the point — if you make cake analogous to a vote for John McCain, everyone will vote for John McCain. Check out the Elitism ad below. MORE »

The fucknuts at MoveOn.org, which gave us that creative General Petraeus ad the other month, are now pointing their beady little geek eyes to Facebook. But get this: in a total meta move, they are launching their campaign against Facebook on Facebook. Alright, totally conflicted now. That sort of moxie-filled Trojan Horse maneuver? Huzzah! For being a bunch of fascists? Go screw! MORE »

It occurs to us that between the Senate Democrat’s “Ask John Roberts” submission site and MoveOn.org’s “Fire Karl Rove Slogan Contest,” liberals sure aren’t working very hard these days. Of course, why should they? It’s not like they’re going to win on either count. Better to blame it on the sucky questions submitted by constituents (”Who does your hair?”) and the failure of “Flush the turd-blossom!” to really capture the public’s imagination. MORE »