So the absolute most worthless people on this rotten planet are liberals, filthy rat-sucking liberals, particularly limousine liberals from liberal Hollywood and their east coast enablers, the Non-Profit Outreach Directors. They get together for these Red Bull-fueled art parties on either coast a couple of times a year to literally masturbate to themselves. They have NO FOOD at their parties because they are all gay, and anorexic. We went to one of these parties last night, and just you wait for this blush of libtardation: “The MoveOn.org, SEIU, Obey Giant Manifest Hope DC Party.” It was actually pretty cool and we don’t mean any of the nasty things we just wrote. (But seriously, no food.) Sexy picture time! MORE »

Here’s the latest piece of propaganda from the creators of General Betray Us and other bits of self-righteous liberal wankery. Shortly after this dumb ad was filmed, John McCain bombed Alex and his mother from space and guzzled their brains, for Sustenance. [YouTube]

Shocker: More than 44 Congressional Dems who voted to condemn MoveOn.org took cash from MoveOn.org! Before MoveOn.org did the thing that they are now condemning them for… so all of these Dems are hypocrites! Or they are refreshingly not beholden to their campaign contributers, whichever one makes for a better Politico exclusive. Well, in this case, it can be both. Isn’t ginned-up false outrage fun? THEY CALLED GENERAL PETRAEUS A MEAN NAME. And what the hell is going on in the illustration, guys? [Politico]

MoveOn’s hiring! Let’s all convince the Wash Times’ Robert Stacy McCain to apply. [WT]

* You can take Michelle Obama out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of her. [The Hill]
* Photo of Christopher Hitchens posing with Family Research Council replaced with dead kitty in HuffPo prank/web etiquette lesson. [Evangelical Outpost]
* Andrew Sullivan gets his giant neck twisted around. [Heading Right]
* Pissed off mil-vloggers rant about censorship while chewing, spitting ‘backy. [Blackfive]
* Right-wing anger scores another Lindsay Lohan movie for your next trip across the pond. [Hotair]
* Walnuts! changes crazy trains, from Iraq to Gay. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Oliver Stone produces ad for MoveOn, he thinks. [Election Central]

George W. Bush’s fellow Bonesman and professional fall guy John Kerry has enraged the Democrats by contributing a paltry $15,000 — or, .001% of his $14 million campaign chest — to Dems in tight races.

Kerry henchman David Wade says Old Longface actually “contributed $2.8 million to campaign committees, state parties and individual candidates in this election cycle,” according to the New York Times. That sounds like overly qualified bullshit.

Find out who Wade calls “cowards,” after the cowardly jump.

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* Reliable Source: Bush twins and Henry Hager ran “incognito” in a Richmond marathon on Saturday. . . Jack Kemp, Terry McAuliffe, and Wesley Clark show up at GQ book party. [WP]
* Inside the Beltway: Jack Abramoff’s attorney says his client will get out of jail earlier than expected. . . Rep. Tom DeLay just one month ago: “The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I’m still very much alive.”. . . Actor Seth Green: “The Democratic Party just sits and waits… The Republicans are just more focused and organized.” [WT]
* Inside Politics: Sen. Barack Obama has “rock-star-like appearance” in Vermont. . . MoveOn.org ads that link Republican lawmakers to energy and oil interests are banned by two NBC stations. . . Rep. Cynthia McKinney acknowledges misuse of funds to pay for airfare for Isaac Hayes. [WT]

* Administration projects the cost of rebuilding New Orleans levees will be $10 billion, triple the previous estimate. Gov. Kathleen Babineaux Blanco (D): “This means that, just two months before hurricane season, the Corps of Engineers informs us they cannot ensure even the minimum safety of southeastern Louisiana. This is totally unacceptable.” [WP]
* Bush, in Cancun with the leaders of Mexico and Canada, aims to rebuild trust and find “move forward” on immigration. Bush: “We don’t want people sneaking into our country who are going to do jobs Americans don’t want. We want them coming in an orderly way.” [WP, NYT, USAT, AP]
* Pentagon will test the “largest single explosive we could imagine” –a bunker-busting 700-ton explosive– at the Nevada Test Site. [WP]
* Appeals Court Judge Richard Posner says restructuring of intelligence agencies is not an improvement. [WP]
* Immigration issue divides Democrats and organized labor. [WP]
* Senate begins arduous task of debating immigration legislation. [W$J, NYT]

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• Administration, citing “reasons of practicality and politics,” decided not to intervene early on with federal response to Katrina. Senior administration official: “Can you imagine how it would have been perceived if a president of the United States of one party had pre-emptively taken from the female governor of another party the command and control of her forces, unless the security situation made it completely clear that she was unable to effectively execute her command authority and that lawlessness was the inevitable result?” [NYT]
• Congress readily approves spending for Katrina relief efforts including $51.8b package; deficit likely to hit new record. [WP, WSJ, NYT, USAT]
• Democratic senators and strategists “are weighing whether to save their ammunition for the next nominee, who would succeed retiring Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, often the swing vote on social issues.” [NYT]
• Top FEMA officials lack experience; many were patronage appointments. [WP, LAT]
• Leadership and compassion from Bush is less visible now than after 9/11; approval rating is down to 40% in Pew poll and 42% in Gallup poll think Bush’s response to Katrina was bad or terrible. [NYT, USAT]
• Democrats do not approve of Katrina inquiry proposed by Republicans. [WP, NYT]
• Cheney tours Gulf Coast: “There’s no question there were problems with respect to the evacuation in New Orleans. We’ve gotten around that problem now, and I think everyone’s focused on the future.” [NYT]

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• Congress will approve $51.8b relief package for Katrina; joint House-Senate inquiry into hurricane response is approved. Budget director: “This will not be the last request.” [WP, WSJ, NYT]
• Politicians look to gain momentum from Katrina fallout. Rothenberg: “Politicians see this as a potentially defining event and they are worried how they are going to be seen. Politicians realize that public opinion could turn on this, just the way it turned on 9/11.” [WSJ, WP]
• Democrats launch multi-front attack on administration’s response to Katrina. Pelosi on Bush: “Oblivious. In denial. Dangerous.” Kerry: “What you see here is a harvest of four years of complete avoidance of real problem solving and real governance in favor of spin and ideology.” [NYT]
• Hillary stirs up opposition with Katrina-related proposals as strategists warn Democratic rhetoric could backfire; “Privately, [Bill Clinton] has been incredulous over what he regards as the administration’s failure to grasp quickly the perilous situation materializing in New Orleans, particularly for poor African Americans.” [WP, LAT]
• Rehnquist showed “how a wise man looks at the law and a good man looks at life,” Bush eulogizes. [WP, NYT, USAT]

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