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Posts Tagged ‘mouse excrement’

CRIME

Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come To Save Us!

Monday, July 17th, 2006
  • Crime emergency continues as corn-rolled City-council-candidate-car-killer kicks out window, escapes police, vows Cropp is next. [Stop, Blog, And Roll]

  • DC braces for the coming throngs of “an unholy army of undead mice.” [Pie Pants]
  • Discovery Channel’s new marketing strategy involves catch phrase “I want a mother fucking shark up on this mother fucking building!” [I Am A Lefty; Silver Spring, Singular]
  • “Screen On The Green” begins tonight as soon as the sun stops blazing, meaning you can start. [DCist]
  • Wired editor and Web 2.0 ethos-definer Chris Anderson was, like everyone else, in a DC postpunk band. [Valleywag]

JOHN BOLTON

Iranian Hardliners Ain’t Gonna Drink Your Bullshit Milkshake

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

They have a way with words and graphic design. (Getty) MORE »