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Posts Tagged ‘motorcycles’

GROSS

Video Of John McCain Selling His Wife To Biker Gangbangers

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008


Here’s the video of John McCain offering up his wife to the biker crowd yesterday, in South Dakota. It’s the most sexist thing we’ve seen all campaign. Look at how excited John McCain is about serving up his wife for the nudie show, so these mutts can get their greasy paws all over her. He has a little trouble looking her in the eye, hmm? [YouTube]


SCUMBAGS

McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling Bikers

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Classy.That John McCain really is a “man of the people,” which is why he went out to the Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota yesterday to praise the slobs for their slavish dependence on Muslim Arab petroleum. “This is my first time here,” McCain told the crowd of fat, tattooed motorcycle fetishists from the suburbs, “but I recognize that sound. It’s the sound of freedom.” The sound, actually, was just these people revving their foreign-oil powered bikes for no reason at all beyond a childlike delight in destroying everybody else’s peace and quiet. Oh, and then McCain offered Cindy to the motorcyclists, in a nod to the old Hells Angels’ tradition of letting everybody bang your old lady. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Gonna Ride That Harley Out To Where The Streets Have No Name

Thursday, August 17th, 2006