Tag Archives: mothers

  mind the gap

Fox News Watergates Debate Transcript; Erases Four Worst Minutes Of Mitt Romney’s Life

There’s a conspiracy afoot, kid detectives! After the debate, the networks posted “transcripts” of the debate. “What’s a transcript?” your dumb friend might ask. Well, a transcript is when someone writes down everything people said and then you cite from it on the internet! Well, Fox News “transcribed” the debate last night, but there was a mysterious four minute audio gap. Read more on Fox News Watergates Debate Transcript; Erases Four Worst Minutes Of Mitt Romney’s Life…
  tenth-wave feminism or something

Conservative Women Lock Themselves In a Cupboard, Will Come Out When There Is a Normal, White President

Mama Grizzlies, Wal-Mart Moms and probably the Daughters of the Confederacy have come together, as white ladies, and formed their own World of Warcraft guild, “The Kitchen Cabinet” — because women who are worried about Barack Obama’s socialism but who are also stay-at-home-in-the-cabinet moms deserve a voice, too, even if it is a very faint voice because it is coming from a cupboard. Barney Frank refuses to argue with A Dining Room Table, but maybe he is willing to talk to The Kitchen Cabinet? Read more on Conservative Women Lock Themselves In a Cupboard, Will Come Out When There Is a Normal, White President…
  thanks mom!

Take Your Mom Out To Thank Her For Not Aborting You

Mother’s Day is really, really soon — it’s this Sunday, May 9! Hopefully you perused our handy Mother’s Day gift guide and already picked out the ideal thong to give your mom on this special day. But don’t stop there! The babymaker of your life deserves brunch at a nice restaurant too, doesn’t she? Read more on Take Your Mom Out To Thank Her For Not Aborting You…