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Jesse Helms Finally Dead

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Fuck You, Jesse Helms! We hope the Devil's a gay black communist.We interrupt your Fourth of July with some Breaking News: Jesse Helms was apparently still alive, and now he’s dead, hooray! He was a sour troll and a bigot, and it’s a testament to every rotten thing about this country that for a quarter century, he was one of the most powerful people in American politics. [LAT/NYT]


Washington Media Enjoys George W. Bush Singing Performance

Monday, March 10th, 2008

The Singing Cunt.
All George W. Bush wants to do these days is sing and dance. Hey, he’s a pretty okay guy after all! So what if he killed 600,000 people and blew up a third of the world and ruined the Global Economy and probably caused AIDS? He loves to entertain, and the Washington Press Corps loves when anybody famous pays attention to them! MORE »


Thursday, September 13th, 2007

the hills have eyes - Wonkette“Chertoff: We’re Preparing for Nuclear Attack.” [NewsMax]