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Liveblogging The Ohio Massacre, Part Two

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

President McKinley is pushing the Kenyans over a cliff!And which president from Ohio is pictured here? Why, it’s William McKinley. He was assassinated, possibly because the “Wonkette of the Era,” Hearst columnist Ambrose Bierce, wrote a funny poem for Cosmopolitan that possibly secretly suggested that a maniac should kill the president. Anyway, Hillary and Barack are still debating things! Let’s continue the liveblogging. MORE »