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This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes

Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!

Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!

Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Chuck Todd Figures Out Thing

This is why he has one of the highest paying jobs in TV news.

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

Oh Cool, A Bullshit Non-Story About Susan Rice Doing ‘Wire Tapps’ To Donald Trump. BURN HER!!!

Yes, we are still talking about 'wire tapps' THIRTY FUCKING DAYS LATER.
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.

New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely

This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.

Donald Trump Tweets Something So Awful And Grotesque, You Absolutely MUST CLICK THIS NOW

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!

No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.