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MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Senate Approves Chri$tma$ $1.1 Trillion Spending Bill, Hooray!

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

No money no honey, no money no honey, no money no honey, (no money no honey)The Senate went to work on a Sunday — Hanukkah Sunday, we bet! — and desecrated the grave of the Stillborn Jesus to give hundreds of billions of dollars to themselves and their favorite government programs. The bill okays $447 billion for whatever federal agencies plus $650 billion to keep funding teabagger welfare programs such as Medicare, which pointlessly extends the miserable lives of old white people with no money. MORE »


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Everyone Concerned About Your Debt

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

The American Dream, right?So, we’re coming up on Christmas (and Chanukkah, Kwanzaa and Festivus) and everyone, it seems, is losing their houses and in debt up to their eyeballs but the Presidential candidates (and the President, and some governors) have plans, man! Of course, only people that are actually, like, in office can do anything about this (or the next) holiday season, but they’d like you to feel warm and fuzzy anyway. The details, after the jump.

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