Tag: mosques

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Deleted Comments Of The Week: New Year’s Moron Nuggets

It's a brand new year, and a brand new iteration of the same old bunch of angerbears in the Wonkette Comments. Our featured comments are a little out of the ordinary this week, in that the howls of rightwing...
America, Fuck Yeah!

How Many Mosques Did You Burn For Jesus’s Birthday? (Updated)

Updated: See end of post You know what makes America a great country? We're so exceptional that when we decide it's time to save the world from Radical Muslim Extremists, we save the world from Radical Muslim Extremists, and...
May 2015 was like a whole century ago in Trump Time

Maybe Donald Trump Should Pay To Repair All These Mosques

It's been a busy seven days for people who want to protect America from the Muslim Threat! Since Donald Trump announced his completely impossible policy proposal to ban Muslims from entering the USA on December 7, there have been...
Just a man who loves his country

It’s Only Fair To Ask: Is Donald Trump Working For ISIS?

Donald Trump is already making us nostalgic for those innocent early days of his campaign, when he mostly came across as a buffoon bent on wrecking the Republican Party. He was so good at it that he had to...
She seems as nice as ever.

‘Muslim Free’ Gun Range Lady Says Trump Got His Great Idea From Her, You’re Welcome

Hey, remember Jan Morgan, the Great American Hero who started something of a trendlet last year when she declared her Hot Springs, Arkansas, gun range a "Muslim Free zone"? She's now a minor celebrity in the Wingnuttosphere's Muslim-hatin' nether...
Time for another history lesson

Donald Trump Says No Muslims Allowed, ‘Christians Only’ Republicans Appalled

In addition to shutting down mosques (that's so October) and tracking every Muslim (that's so Sunday), President Donald Trump is gonna straight-up flat-out ban all Muslims from setting one Muslimy toe on the shores of his Great-Again America, right in their Muslim faces: Donald J....
To be sure, the gay bears tend not to be too overt at mosques

Donald Trump Cool With Shutting Down Mosques Full Of Muslim Bears

Speaking to steaming bag of badger innards Stuart Varney on the Fox Business network, walking slug farm Donald Trump explained Tuesday that he would happily revoke U.S. passports for Americans accused of traveling to fight for ISIS, and that he'd consider closing...
Yep, that Donald Trump sure is a crazy outlier

Muslim-Hatin’ Gun Range Lady Has Thoughts On Syria’s Humanitarian Crisis

Let's say you're preparing a cable TV news segment on fears that radical Muslim terrorists might sneak into America among the 10,000 Syrian refugees President Obama has agreed to accept. (We'll leave aside what a pathetically small number of people...

Wingnuts Outraged: Obama Won’t Spy On Muslims Like The Founders Wanted

Well, thank goodness the wingnutosphere has finally found an angle on this NSA story that makes them feel all special and put-upon! In a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the recent flap over PRISM, BLARNEY, and...

English Defence League Knows What Will Stop Terrorism: Burn Down Anything That Looks Muslimy

You probably heard that terrorists murdered a British soldier in London Wednesday, and of course it goes without saying that attacking people with machetes and meat cleavers to make a political statement is pretty much the definition of Very...

Mosques Are Not Like Churches and Should Maybe Be Banned, Says Colorado Lawmaker

Do you have faith in your fellow (hu)man today?  If so, do you want it shattered real fast, somewhere within the next 250 words? AWESOME because Wonkette is here to help! Turns out that there was some sort...

Fox News Innocently Changes ‘Growth’ In Number Of U.S. Mosques To An ‘Explosion’

It just focus grouped better, what.

Tennessee Muslims Can Keep Practicing Religion, For Now

"We'll stop you next time, Muslim Americans!" is what wingnuts in Tennessee are saying right now, because in a brave act of reason, a Rutherford County judge decided that despite the constant nagging of crazy people with an interesting...

Pro-America Front Yard Sign Next To Mosque: ‘Bomb Making Next Driveway’

Muslim leaders are upset that a homeowner who lives next door to a newly opened mosque has posted a sign on his front lawn that reads “Bomb Making Next Driveway.” Are they upset that the front yard didn't specify what...

Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks

You know what sometimes happens when people try to scare wingnuts by saying Dearborn, Michigan is a dangerous city full of Muslins that is trying to impose Shariah law on us all? Sometimes, an old white guy decides it...

Activist Judge Rules Against Freedom To Stop Muslims From Worship

A new mosque is going to be built in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, despite the lawsuits of some angry Tennesseans, because a judge overruled this Christian nation's age-old and CONSTITUTIONAL freedom to stop Muslims from being Muslim. That's right, some people...