Tag: mosque

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

White Idiots With Guns Meet Black Panthers With Guns, Retreat And Declare Perfect Victory

Back in November we told you about the brave Real Americans with Guns who kept Texas from being overrun by Sharia Law through the simple act of hanging around outside a mosque, holding guns, so that nobody in the...
Typical.

Republicans So Mad At Barack Obama For Saying Muslims Are Human Beings, As If!

There goes Barry Barack Hussein The Muslim Obama again, showing everybody what a Muslim-loving Muslim from Muslimistan he is! If you were born on a turnip truck five minutes from now, you probably don't know how Obama destroyed American...

President Obama Asks Americans To Stop Being Dicks

Wasn't President Barry H. Oh Yeah In Your Face Bamz's final State of the Union address SO exciting, you guys? Not according to Donald Trump, who deemed it "really boring, slow, lethargic - very hard to watch!" But that's...
Bloody peasant!

Hey Dumbass! Prosecution Is Not Persecution: A Wonksplainer

There’s been a lot of yammering this week about a certain Kentucky lady who has been “air quotes” “persecuted” for her beliefs that Teh Gays can suck it, and not in the Dan Savage GGG way. But while she...
Poor bastard can't even afford a shirt

Arizona Muslim-Hater Needs $10 Million To Save His Family, Mean GoFundMe Won’t Let Him Have It

Great American Patriot Jon Ritzheimer has had a wonderful and terrible week. He's the nice fellow with the "Fuck Islam!" t-shirt who organized that big "Free Speech (and Hate Islam) Rally" at the Islamic Community Center of Phoenix last...
He's just a fan of the vibrant dialogue guaranteed by the First Amendment

Free Speech Loving Islamophobes Invade Phoenix Mosque To Draw Mohammed, Guns

In what's expected to be a terrific day for both the First and Second Amendments, several hundred armed idiots are expected to show up for a rally and "Draw Muhammad Cartoon Contest" outside a mosque in Phoenix Friday evening....
Don't be ridiculous -- Santa is white.

Very Credible ‘Former Jihadist’ Saw Barack Obama Kissing Muslim Claus In A Mosque On Christmas

In a revelation that will be shocking proof to at least 12 or 13 wingnuts who were genuinely undecided on the question, we learn that Barack Obama has to be a Muslim because on Christmas, he totally attended a mosque...

English Wingnuts Protect Their Beloved Land From ‘Mosque’ That Actually Was A KFC

From Merrie Olde Englande comes this bit of costly stupid: A documentary is set to reveal on Monday how UK police spent £500,000 ($852,000) to control an English Defense League (EDL) far-Right protest against a planned mosque, which happened...

Muslim-Lover Supreme Court Jerks Won’t Raze Tennessee Mosque, We Are All Going To Die

Has Victoria Jackson been informed of this? The U.S. Supreme Court has declined the chance to save Tennessee from rampant sharia law, or at least it won't intervene in a bullshit case claiming that the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro...

Nice Tennessee Lady Will Not Stand For Muslim Student Journalist Putting Her In Back Of Bus

The Great Tennessee Muslim Cemetery Battle drags on, and here's what happened when Noor Tagouri, a journalism student at the University of Maryland, tried to cover yet another hearing aimed at preventing the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro from...

Reminder: Rights Of Muslim Citizens Still Routinely Trampled In United States

  It seems like only yesterday that we could hardly believe some of the awful things people were doing to Muslims in the United States 2,000+ years after JC met his bio dad. But lately the big news has been...

Victoria Jackson Just Says Yes To Running For Office, All Wonkette’s Fever Nightmare Dreams Come True

We knew it might happen. We hoped for the best. We had a campaign poster contest. And now we have the candidate. The Tennessean reports: Former “Saturday Night Live” cast member Victoria Jackson wants her next act to be as...

Tennessee Genius Scott DesJarlais: ‘Religious Freedom’ Will Unleash Muslim Terror Zombie Mummies

If there's anything to be learned from the flap over MSNBC's mean cereal-based tweet, it's that you should never reduce people to one-dimensional stereotypes. (OK, that and MSNBC will lean backwards to placate screamy butthurt Republicans.) And so, with...

Missouri Man Confesses To Arsons At Mosque, Planned Parenthood Office, Is Definitely Not A Terrorist Because ‘White’

Hey, remember that loony guy last year who protested all the gheys by setting fire to a box of Cheerios at gay-friendly General Mills, with hilarious lawn-burning results? OK, that guy is not really part of this story at...

Are You On The NYPD’s List Of ‘Demographic Americans’? Are You Brown? Then Yes!

Fun fact: after 9/11, the NYPD created something called  a "demographics unit," devoted to spending time in South Asian and Middle Eastern neighborhoods in New York, New Haven, and various neighborhoods in New Jersey  under the supervision of a CIA...