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Posts Tagged “Mortgages”

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Clinton Fears U.S. Becoming Island Nation Of Samurai

Hillary Clinton is afraid that Americans are going to start prancing around in knee socks and filming radioactive giant lizard-based horror films, now that we are sinking into a "Japanese-style malaise." But these terrible tragedies can be avoided if we resort to crazy nanny state policies like having the Federal Housing Administration purchase underwater mortgages. More »

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Ben Bernanke Saves Economy Again, For Eternity!

The Federal Reserve cut the federal funds rate — “the” rate — by half of a percentage point today to 3%, a week after they freaked out and cut it by three-quarters of a point. Ben Bernanke and his minions indicated there may be more rate cuts on the way, too. Hooray! Eventually they can get that bitch down to 1%, then we can all buy mansions with $5 down payments and deal with the damn adjustable interest later. Because we’re all getting mansions! [AP/Breitbart]

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Damn Demrats And Their "Liberal" Desire to "Change"

While not quite as disastrous as Bill Kristol’s suicide bomb of a WaPo Outlook feature, Fox News’ John “War on Christmas” Gibson has these words for us this morning: “I know you don’t want to hear about Iraq, but I’m going to tell you anyway.” Damn him! Must keep reading… despite… hatred… More »

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Rick Santorum Brings Shame to His Proud Name

Could someone help us out here? Someone gave Rick Santorum a mortgage. We got that far. And Rick Santorum is poor, right? That’s the deal? So he wasn’t supposed to get the mortgage? Is this one of those things you have to be rich to understand? It’s like letting Lieberman into your country club, right? Like, in exchange for pro-golfing legislation or tax breaks for polo shirt-manufacturers or something. What we can understand is this: we’ve got to get ourselves a PAC. More »