Tag: morons

Well, America, it's been a nice run, but it's all done now, you realize, because the Supreme Court did Gay 9/11 all over us...

Rachel Maddow brings us Day Two of Republicans trying to figure out whether they believe in vaccinations against deadly diseases. In London, Chris Christie...

The Great AP History Fight in Jefferson County, Colorado, continues into another week, and there have been a few new developments. For one thing,...

In what we fear could be the start of a trend, a Boise teenager who is definitely not Kid Zoom or any of his...

OMG you guys, we are SO SCREWED! After proving that an asshole in an Osama bin Laden mask can cross the Rio Grande, brilliant...

Well here's an update on a dude we first heard about way back in 2010: Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall said back then that...

Hello, lover. Have you sometimes felt outcast for your love? Do others not understand you, do they think your love is somehow "wrong" or...

Let us kick off this long week of resisting the urge to cock-punch every conservative within a thousand-mile-radius with a quick summary of the...

We decided we needed an entirely separate Explainer to discuss all the stupid morons saying dumb things about PRISM and/or the collection of All...

THIS ELECTION, YOU GUYS! It is ... confusing? Like, some people say that Barack Obama will win re-election, while others say that his...

OH CRAP ROMNEY'S AHEAD BY TWO POINTS IN THE LATEST AP POLL AND THE LADIES ALL LOVE HIM NOW TIME TO FREAK OUT??? No,...

Pretty light day on Fox News' illiterate dementia variety hour, Fox & Friends; the muppet crew, plus Geraldo, only entertained questions about one federal...

One would think that the words following "Michelle Obama threatened by..." would be something along the lines of "Slurpee Machine Technicians" or "Vengeful...

To a man?"Sandra Fluke Announces Engagement"— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) April 26, 2012 Did you hear that free sex-pill devourer Sandra Fluke is getting engaged? Whatever....

America's princess, Bristol Palin, did an exclusive phone-in with these two minor-market FM morning show announcers all about the mysteries of her life --...

Which pea-brained clown will become the new chairperson of the Republican National Committee? Whether it's the dingbat woman dreaming of getting wasted at her...

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