Tag: morning joe

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

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Trump Campaign Manager Idiot Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Calling Trump Names

Kellyanne Conway wishes Hillary would stop calling Trump names and ... we dunno, be better at scoring hot chicks?

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Morning Joe Loses Control Without Scarborough to Mansplain Donald Trump For America

Mike Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Thin-Skinned Baby Donald Trump Poops Diaper In Rage At Mean ‘Morning Joe’ Hosts

He probably 'regrets' saying all these things on Twitter now.

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 22, 2016

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Just the unborn kind though

Bob Woodward So Tired Of How Both Sides Are Exactly As Bad As Donald Trump

Great Journalist Bob Woodward has thoughts about The Tone.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.

Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.

How Many Broom Closets At 30 Rock Have Joe And Mika Used To Bump Uglies?

Or should we ask how many they've NOT banged in?

Lying Liar Carly Fiorina Already Lying For ‘Running Mate’ Ted Cruz

Carly Fiorina is doing that thing again, the thing that always happens when she opens her mouth. Yes, she is lying! But what things is she saying so far, now that she is Ted Cruz's "running mate" who will...

Speaker Paul Ryan Finally Letting Donald Trump Have His Way With Him

Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get something done in Washington, but this Donald Trump man has been getting under his skin!...

Delicate Flower Donald Trump Has The Vapours From Hillary Clinton’s Unladylike Shouting

Trump says he hasn't quite recovered from Clinton's reaction to his accusation that she is playing the 'woman card.'

Obamas Doing Spanish Sex Dances In Argentina While World Burns, Oh Great

Where do Barry Bamzgasm The Dictator Obama and his wife Michelle The Vegetable EnforcerĀ get off? First they larked about in Ted Cruz's homeland singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" with Castro, and then they got on their Obamaplane...