Tag: morning joe

He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Jesus, Donald Trump, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

The president of the most powerful nation on earth is on Twitter, making plastic surgery jokes about a mean lady on TV.

Trump’s Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa

Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely ‘Good’ About Comey Firing? A List!

HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?

Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We’re REAL Fucking Stupid

Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!

Joe And Mika Ready To Bang Each Other In The Bonds Of Holy Matrimony!

They love each other! They really do!

Joe And Mika Just Asking If MAYBE Donald Trump Fucked In His Brain

They weren't specifically asking if Trump has dementia, except for how they kind of were!

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.

Kellyanne Conway Is Not Gaping Abyss Of Bald-Faced Lies From Hell, YOU ARE

Kellyanne Conway's lesson for the children is SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE ON TV.

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!

Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!

You don't talk about the president's boyfriend we mean son-in-law like that!