Tag: morning joe

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers

Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Like It When You Call His Boyfriend Putin A ‘Killer’

Why does Donald Trump hate America?
This is what it would look like if Joe and Mika were young parents of a stolen Wonkette Baby.

Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying

What a relief!

Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!

They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Had It Up To Here With Kellyanne Conway

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

CNN’s Chris Cuomo All ‘Morning Joe? More Like Donald Trump’s Morning Hos!’

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here

‘Journalist’ Mark Halperin Has World’s Most Adorable Crush On Donald Trump

Halperin makes Chuck Todd look like a hard-hitting journalist.

Ben Carson Would Like ‘Morning Joe’ Reporter To SHUT UP LADY HE’S TALKING

Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.

What Is A Lie? A Philosophical Search For Epistemological Truth Starring This Trump Campaign Idiot

What is a lie? It is a thing Donald Trump cannot do, according to campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, because first he would have to know a thing.

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!