Tag: mormons

MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It

He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.

Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch

He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.
This one came with a box of cereal

God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial

Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.

Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong

When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!

Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t

The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love

You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!

Nice Mormon Lady Ditches Tabernacle Choir, Will Not ‘Throw Roses At Hitler’

Poor Donald Trump. Poor poor Donald Trump.
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Sarah Palin’s Alaska

Hillary is playing in LOTS of red states right now. LOL!

President Barry Bamz Obama Will Rock Your Face Off In New Hillary Clinton Ad

If you don't vote for Hillary Clinton, President Obama will BEAT YOUR ASS.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

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