Tag: mormons
Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong
When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!
Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love
You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!
Nice Mormon Lady Ditches Tabernacle Choir, Will Not ‘Throw Roses At Hitler’
Poor Donald Trump. Poor poor Donald Trump.
LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Sarah Palin’s Alaska
Hillary is playing in LOTS of red states right now. LOL!
President Barry Bamz Obama Will Rock Your Face Off In New Hillary Clinton Ad
If you don't vote for Hillary Clinton, President Obama will BEAT YOUR ASS.
Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Nail-Biter Races In Idaho, Vermont, Just Kidding. Your Senate Sunday Is Close To Its End!
Here's a couple of gimmes.
Fugitive Polygamous Cult Leader Maybe Isn’t On The Lam. Maybe Just Got Raptured!
Lyle Jeffs of the FLDS church has been on the lam since June.
Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 9, 2016
You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!
Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?
Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Bundy Bro Arrested For Trying To Blow Up A Building! But Don’t Worry, He’s A ‘Patriot’
Just the latest example of 'Crazy Ass White Dude Terrorism.'
Can Either Of These Total Newbies Beat Loathsome Utah Teabagger Mike Lee? Your Senate Sunday
You know what would be cool? Utah -- for godssakes UTAH -- nominating the nation's first transgender major party candidate for Senate.
This Utah Republican Publicly Mourning Gay Orlando Victims Will Make You Ugly Cry
Yes, a Utah Republican, that is not a typo, we said that correctly.
