When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!
Poor Donald Trump. Poor poor Donald Trump.
Hillary is playing in LOTS of red states right now. LOL!
If you don't vote for Hillary Clinton, President Obama will BEAT YOUR ASS.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Here's a couple of gimmes.
Lyle Jeffs of the FLDS church has been on the lam since June.
You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!
Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Just the latest example of 'Crazy Ass White Dude Terrorism.'
You know what would be cool? Utah -- for godssakes UTAH -- nominating the nation's first transgender major party candidate for Senate.
Yes, a Utah Republican, that is not a typo, we said that correctly.