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Wingnuts Furious: ‘Cultist’ Mitt Romney To Spew Inoffensive Pablum At Liberty University Commencement
Living Jesus Jerry Falwell has taught his students too well: his invitation to presumed GOP nominee Mitt Romney to give the commencement address at Liberty “University” has resulted in a 700-person freakout on the school’s MyFace page. Mormons, cult, booo! said all the students, according to CNN. So that must be why the only notice [...]
Teabaggers To Chase Orrin Hatch Out Of Senate Next Week, For His Liberalism
Don’t be surprised to see a statement next week from six-term Utah Senator Orrin Hatch that he is leaving office “to spend more time with [his] undersea Holocaust-victim baptizing chamber.” DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE, as Orrin’s favorite old-timey band used to say!!! Hatch is likely to be effectively drummed out of office in the state’s [...]
Mentioning Coffee In Romney’s Presence a Form of Grave Offense
One unfortunate Mitt Romney supporter in Florida seems to have discovered a novel way of getting kicked out of a campaign event: Alan Reynolds showed up to a Mittens rally with a sign bearing the (mysterious?) collection of words, “Tea Party Includes Cuban Coffee Romney.” NOT COOL, said Romney campaign staff. Because Mitt Romney does [...]
Did Romney Secretly Baptize Holocaust Victims To Make Them Mormon?
Here’s a wacky fun-time ritual thing the Mormons do that you may or may not have heard about: they love to baptize dead people and thus declare them members of their magic moon faith, mostly so that the Mormons can claim a 7 billion person membership similar to the way that those McDonald’s signs claim [...]
Most Voters Still Very Weirded Out By Scary Mormons
Voters are still vaguely suspicious about the whole “Mormon cult” thing and whether Mitt Romney can be both President and a Mormon. A new Quinnipiac University poll proves that only 45 percent of voters have a positive view of Mormonism, and 36 percent of voters declare themselves “uncomfortable” about electing a Mormon, because Mormons believe [...]
Nevada Prefers The Mere Idea Of Not-Harry Reid To Harry Reid
The Internet, as personified by a Utah State Rep., briefly suggested that Jon Huntsman’s ambassadorship means that Huntsman will be in a prime position from which to convert all of China to Mormonism, and probably Republicanism! [Ben Smith] With 18 months til the election, Harry Reid is losing to Another Candidate, the GOP’s fiery young [...]
Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!
We were all jealous of Wonkette videographer Liz Glover after seeing this Polaroid she took with America’s beautiful boy, Mitt “Willard” Romney. That is one tasty-lookin’ fraud salad! Liz claims that they never hooked up, but she doesn’t realize that in Mormonism, a handshake is considered third base. Also: Liz — like most people who, [...]
Romney: Got God Or Just The Crazy?
Hey Mitt, Put The Needle On The Record!
Evangelicals Don’t Like Mormons
Psst… Bob Jones University Secretly Hates Mitt Romney
When Jesus Lands In Missouri, He Will Kick Romney’s Blasphemous Ass
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