Tag: mormonism

Not-Muslim Mitt Romney Receives Valuable Bigotry And Endorsement From Texas Church

Teeny-tiny little "non-denominational" (FUCKIN' CHRISTIAN, BOY) Church in the Valley of Leakey, Texas, has a new sign up welcoming everyone but Barack Obama. The sign reads, "Vote for the Mormon, not the Muslim! The capitalist, not the communist!" That marquee standing outside...

Wingnuts Furious: ‘Cultist’ Mitt Romney To Spew Inoffensive Pablum At Liberty University Commencement

Living Jesus Jerry Falwell has taught his students too well: his invitation to presumed GOP nominee Mitt Romney to give the commencement address at Liberty "University" has resulted in a 700-person freakout on the school's MyFace page. Mormons, cult,...

Teabaggers To Chase Orrin Hatch Out Of Senate Next Week, For His Liberalism

Don't be surprised to see a statement next week from six-term Utah Senator Orrin Hatch that he is leaving office "to spend more time with undersea Holocaust-victim baptizing chamber." DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE, as Orrin's favorite old-timey band...

Mentioning Coffee In Romney’s Presence a Form of Grave Offense

One unfortunate Mitt Romney supporter in Florida seems to have discovered a novel way of getting kicked out of a campaign event: Alan Reynolds showed up to a Mittens rally with a sign bearing the (mysterious?) collection of words,...

Did Romney Secretly Baptize Holocaust Victims To Make Them Mormon?

Here's a wacky fun-time ritual thing the Mormons do that you may or may not have heard about: they love to baptize dead people and thus declare them members of their magic moon faith, mostly so that the Mormons...

Most Voters Still Very Weirded Out By Scary Mormons

Voters are still vaguely suspicious about the whole "Mormon cult" thing and whether Mitt Romney can be both President and a Mormon. A new Quinnipiac University poll proves that only 45 percent of voters have a positive view of...

Nevada Prefers The Mere Idea Of Not-Harry Reid To Harry Reid

The Internet, as personified by a Utah State Rep., briefly suggested that Jon Huntsman's ambassadorship means that Huntsman will be in a prime position from which to convert all of China to Mormonism, and probably Republicanism! With 18 months...

Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!

We were all jealous of Wonkette videographer Liz Glover after seeing this Polaroid she took with America's beautiful boy, Mitt "Willard" Romney. That is one tasty-lookin' fraud salad! Liz claims that they never hooked up, but she doesn't realize...