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Posts Tagged ‘mormon underwear’

MITT ROMNEY

Mystery of Mitt’s Mormon Underoos Solved

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Tighty whities can look good on the right, um, pelvisJust before the Salt Lake Olympics, Mitt and Ann Romney had a bunch of reporters to dinner in Park City, Utah. One of them, Candus Thomson of the Baltimore Sun, found herself with a full bladder and in a long line for the guest bathroom. Mitt, being a gracious host, showed her to the master bath where (as she was leaving) she found his underwear a-swingin’ on the back of the door. In the face of Mitt’s reticence to discuss his undergarments, she has unburdened herself about the sight she observed that night: Fruit of the Loom tighty-whities, size 34. Mystery solved! So now we can go back to discussing the serious issues that face our country! LOL, no, I know, it’s just time to get every candidate (HIllary included) to talk about their underwear, too. [Baltimore Sun]


MITT ROMNEY

Mormonism Is the New Black Baby

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Why does no one ever really talk about his really big chin?Last week, political circles were abuzz with the news that someone hired push-pollers to draw attention to Romney’s religion in Iowa and New Hampshire. Romney says he considers himself a Christian (even though many evangelicals believe the opposite). But he’s been a little fuzzy on the details of Mormon doctrine and practice, which tends to make other Christians a little squeamish. Last weekend, Romney even acknowledged that his advisers have counseled against talking too much about his religion in any detail.

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