Tag: morans

Anti-Vaxxers Dox Young Boy As Just Punishment For Anti-Vax Speech Crimes

Welcome welcome, friends and frenemies. It's time for your weekly tales of flim-flammery and fakery, the Snake Oil Bulletin. We've had our fair share of idjit anti-vaxxers lately, so who are we to spoil a winning streak like that?...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Putting The Moran In Mormon

Welcome back, pagans, heretics, and heathens alike! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we're taking a break from our usual skullduggery, flim-flammery, and general assorted chicanery to take a look at those nice folks...
Yes America is that dumb

Yr Wonket Beated Up A Idiot Today And It Was Great, Also Too

You mad, bro? You must be mad because you are like GAHHHHH and ARGHHHHHH and angry comments (which we do not allow) and angry tweets (which we mute) and angry MyFacePlace words (which we ignore) and OMG we even made the spitting rage...
It's your right to make everyone around you sick

CA Dad Would Like Anti-Vaxxers To Stop Trying To Kill His Son

Not only is refusing to get your kids vaccinated aggressively stupid, it's also exceedingly selfish, a fact anti-vaxxers will have a hard time dismissing now that 6-year-old leukemia patient Rhett Krawitt has come to national attention. His father is...
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: General Palin’s General Orders

She may not be a brilliant grand strategist like Metternich O'Reilly, but Sarah Palin is more than comfortable playing armchair field marshall. There's some really great stuff in here, and it totally won't want to make you want to shove knitting...

If You Notice That $9 Is More Than $7.25, Are You A Communist?

In Tuesday's State of the Union address, President Obama pointed out that you can work for 40 hours a week at minimum wage and still live in squalid poverty, and suggested that we raise it from $7.25 to $9...

The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent

Celebrated guitar-plucking analberry Ted Nugent caused quite the stir with this delightfully braindead comment the other day: "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next...

Americans Describe Debt Battle As ‘Stupid,’ ‘Ridiculous’ and ‘Disgusting’

Guess who wins politically, in this pathetic "debt showdown" thing in Washington? Nobody in Washington, that's for sure! More than three-quarters of Americans polled about the budget battles and threatened government shutdown used "negative words" including disgusting, ridiculous, stupid,...

Scooter Expert Moran Doesn’t Like Being Called a ‘Moran’

Well, fast forward to this afternoon. I couldn’t find the link to the newspaper story so I Googled myself. The first link to the story lead me to Wonkette, a website that specializes in satire. Wonkette spoofed the Times...

IT'S MORE FUN WHEN IT'S YOUR WIFE'S MONEY: Representative James Moran of Virginia used to be a stock broker, and it turns out that he did a lot of stock buying and selling -- including behavior that verged on...

HALLOWEEN IDEAS: Dress Like A Popular Internet Picture

Operative "Sam G." sends us this gritty look at his "political Halloween costume," of the popular Internet picture that launched 1,000 ships. His Internet friends will get it! If you like the idea of dressing as a wingnut Internet...

Moran Will Run For Governor

Of course, Virginia has a distinguished history of being run by morans.

K-LOAD: Mouth-breathing fart-sack Kathryn Jean Lopez has posted a confusing new Word Jumble, in which she claims that Prop. 8, the Mormons' financial assault on California homosexuals, "won by the same margin as Barack Obama did in that state."...

Sarah Palin Now Making Nice With Terrorist Pal Barack Obama

After a week of witty meditations on Barack Obama's America-hating friends and asking, "Who is this guy who has been running for president for two years who everybody knows pretty well after seeing him in nearly 30 debates? Did...

Barack Obama Has Illiterate Supporters, Too!

Shortly after this photograph was taken, the gentleman on the right was offered the Republican nomination for vice president. He turned it down to go run Lehman Brothers instead. Thanks to Brian for sending this along.

‘The American People Take The Choice Of A New President Very Seriously’…

...which is why they are so obsessed with these matters of grave national importance. Thanks to Wonkette Operative Brian for bringing this to our attention.