moonies
Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes
In the story “Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: ‘Are You a Moonie?’” we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his, etc. We are sorry to report that Kerry Picket is in fact a woman. This shames us all — all women, that is, as Picket’s tete-a-tete avec Governor Brown was the [...]
Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: ‘Are You a Moonie?’
California Governor Jerry Brown dealt with some hack Washington Times reporter in the exact way all elected officials should deal with Washington Times reporters: by repeatedly correcting him on basic facts, pointing and laughing in his (presumably fat and pasty) face, and then delivering a rough-and-ready Jerry Brown-style head-butt to the dingle. After much back-and-forth [...]
Moonie Times: Weiner Maybe Showed His Weiner Because He’s Secretly Muslim
How is crazyland? Still crazy! Here’s what the Washington Times posted about a well-known Jewish man from New York: Given the defense articulated by the Imam, which would be offered only for a Muslim man, we must believe this opportunity to remove this Muslim woman from a union with an non-believer would be quickly taken. [...]
Wicked Witch Of the Left Casts Hex On John Dennis
A video game from 1998 CONCLUSIVELY PROVES that Marxism is a lie. [Ludwig Von Mises Institute] The Huffington Post and some Islamaphobe blog are in a juicy spat because HuffPo reported the Islamaphobe’s Islamaphobic ads were taken down when they were actually not taken down, prompting MASSIVE RETALIATION via blog post. [AtlasShrugs] One day after [...]
Get Your George W. Bush Commemorative Items!
If you’ve wondered what the Washington Times might be doing for the next eight years, these selections from the oddball paper’s online store suggest the Moonie pamphlet will start offering all sorts of other stuff nobody wants, such as this President Bush Commemorative Cigar and W. Commemorative Book — a coffee-table sized shame-box apparently featuring [...]
Rev. Sun Myung Moon Makes Dead Presidents Want To Crawl Out Of Their Graves!
Helen Thomas Still Hates Bush, Loves (John) Kennedy
Reagan Diary: ‘Let’s Bust Rev. Moon Out of Prison For New Year’s!’
Bush 41, Rev. Moon Almost Tragically Burned To Death
Happy Birthday To America’s Greatest Newspaper!
Moonie Times Runs Ad About Nappy-Headed Zionists
Bush I, King of Peace to Reunite for One Last Show
Asteroid Will Kill Everybody … Except the Bushes, In Paraguay
Bushes Escaping To South America Next Month
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