Tag: moonies

Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes

In the story "Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: 'Are You a Moonie?'" we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his, etc. We are sorry to report that Kerry Picket is in fact a woman. This...

Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: ‘Are You a Moonie?’

California Governor Jerry Brown dealt with some hack Washington Times reporter in the exact way all elected officials should deal with Washington Times reporters: by repeatedly correcting him on basic facts, pointing and laughing in his (presumably fat and...

Moonie Times: Weiner Maybe Showed His Weiner Because He’s Secretly Muslim

How is crazyland? Still crazy! Here's what the Washington Times posted about a well-known Jewish man from New York: Given the defense articulated by the Imam, which would be offered only for a Muslim man, we must believe this opportunity...

Wicked Witch Of the Left Casts Hex On John Dennis

A video game from 1998 CONCLUSIVELY PROVES that Marxism is a lie. The Huffington Post and some Islamaphobe blog are in a juicy spat because HuffPo reported the Islamaphobe’s Islamaphobic ads were taken down when they were actually...

Get Your George W. Bush Commemorative Items!

If you've wondered what the Washington Times might be doing for the next eight years, these selections from the oddball paper's online store suggest the Moonie pamphlet will start offering all sorts of other stuff nobody wants, such as...

TRUE RUMORS: Last week our Liz Glover was running from the demon clutches of Dick Cheney, and this week she's ... leaving us! For the Washington Times. For realz. All the more reason you should RSVP now to the...