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Morning Maddow: The Moon Is A Planet! No, It’s A Star! Is It A Star? (Video)

This may be the goofiest thing the Maddow Show has ever run. On the QVC shopping channel, host Shawn Killinger and designer Isaac Mizrahi got into a debate over the true nature of the moon, after Killinger remarked that...

House GOP Will Explain To NASA All About This Space And Science Stuff

Hello, have you met the Republican wingnuts on the House Science Committee? They include: Paul Broun, who has told supporters that evolution and the big bang theory "are lies straight from the pit of hell,"  and Dana Rorhabacher, who once suggested that temperature...

Man Doesn’t Believe In Gravity, Will Interview President

Let's all cue this video up to 1:40. Yes, this atheist is rather dumb, because he doesn't seem to understand either: The Moon creates the tides. It's called "gravity," a revolutionary new theory. Will NASA please tow the Moon...

Obama Wants To Send Stray Dogs Into Space, To Die

About two-hundred years ago, our enemies The Rooskies put an alive dog in a space capsule and shot it into orbit, for laughs. Russians have a very dark sense of humor. But Americans -- especially the kind of Americans...

Democrats: No Longer Able To Bribe Women With Free Abortions?

Sarah Palin reminds Jews of the real meaning of Passover: America, 9/11 and Support The Troops! And over here we have a children's treasury of all the mundane things Barack Obama has been constitutionally required to look at while...

NASA To ‘Bomb The Moon,’ Because What Else Do They Have To Do?

It's not Iran, but the Washington Post editorial board should be pleased to know that we're bombing the dickens out of something: "NASA's going for full impact Friday, firing a bomb-laden missile at the moon in a dramatic search...

Today In CNN.com Quick Polls

Hmm... we're not going to offer our opinion on the matter until we hear what Bill Kristol has to say about this.

Reader Fotos: God Hates America, Loves Taiwan

Oh well looky here! Two (2) brave Wonkette readers have sent us photographs of the night sky showing a frowning Space Jesus in North America and a happy lil' Sky Monster in "the nation most likely to be confused...

SPACE JESUS WILL FROWN AT YOU TONIGHT!!! Here's a fun astronomical thing you can enjoy even if you live in the filthy light-polluted city: Figure out how to go outside and look at the sky, to the south (Google...