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Welcome to the Beer Hall Riot phase of American politics.
LIVE HAWT ELECTION RESULTS ALL NIGHT LONG, OH YEAH WONKETTE AFTER DARK!
What's a little aggravated assault between friends?
Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!
Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
Let's all get drunk and go nayyyyy-kid, and dance by the light of the moon!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.
We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
Well that's just sad.
Nature: What is it good for?
Somebody stop me! No, I mean it. Please stop me.