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Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First Amendment’s Demise

Welcome to the Beer Hall Riot phase of American politics.

Will Dem Rob Quist Body-Slam Greg Gianforte In Montana, WITH VOTES? Your Open Thread.

LIVE HAWT ELECTION RESULTS ALL NIGHT LONG, OH YEAH WONKETTE AFTER DARK!

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

OH NO ROB QUIST SAW NAKED PEOPLE

Let's all get drunk and go nayyyyy-kid, and dance by the light of the moon!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

James Thompson Loses Close Kansas Election. Just Imagine If The Democrats Had Helped!

As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.

America Didn’t Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!

Nature: What is it good for?

Guys, I Am Seriously Considering Running For Montana’s Congressional Seat

Somebody stop me! No, I mean it. Please stop me.