Wonkette

DESERTED: “Now we’re bored of silence, scared of bugs, terrified of snakes, and only understand wildlife in lurid teevee terms. Toddler eaten by hungry coyote five years ago; fat mom was inside stripping for Web-Cam.” [LA CityBeat: Desert Rattler]

NEW MOJAVE DESERT COLUMN: From your editor, for the Los Angeles City Beat paper, and also for viewers like you. And do not forget your Weekette collection, so go read the paper, if you are in Southern California today. [LA CityBeat]

WEEKETTE: Do not forsake your Weekette, which is a wonderful weekly collection of your Wonkette items, in the LA CITYBEAT newspaper. Also, oh lord, what is your editor doing now? [LA CITYBEAT]