Tag: mobile

NAACP Leaders Arrested Protesting Super-Not-Racist Jeff Sessions, For No Reason At All!

If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target.

Alabama Idiot Sorry For Murdering Tree As Love Offering To Donald Trump

Need a pretty tree for your Trump rally? Oh just go to a public park and CUT ONE DOWN!

Alabama Supreme Court Gonna Halt All Them Homosexual ‘Marriages,’ By God

Apparently Chief Justice Roy Moore and his 'Bama Supreme Court judge pals, all of whom are clear examples of why judges should not be elected, and all of whom should be fired, would prefer that the United States Supreme...
May this face haunt Robert Benchley's dreams forever

Alabama Governor Consoles Family Of Murdered 8-Year-Old Black Girl By Suggesting Their Dysfunction Killed Her (Updated)

UPDATE: A spokeswoman for Gov. Bentley has offered an explanation; see end of post. Hiawayi Robinson, of Pritchard, Alabama, a small city on the north side of Mobile, was looking forward to turning nine years old next week. On Tuesday,...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compost Heap Of Cretins And Creeps

Would you believe it's the final Derp Roundup of 2013? This is where we bring you the virtual melon rinds and coffee grounds of stories that didn't quite earn a full post of their own, but were too stoopid...

Alabama Fella Pretty Much Started Petition ‘Cause Fascist Gubmint Shut Down His Nudie Carwash

Lots of red-blooded US Merkins love America so much they want to LEAVE IT (because Kenyan Mooslim Sharia Oppression and such). But one such patriot is a little more interesting! Sup, guy who started Alabama's secession petition Derrick Belcher,...