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Posts Tagged ‘mixed metaphors’

Mitt Romney Is a Creepy Fucker

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007


This is actually weirder and creepier than any Mike Gravel video. Columbine = porn = shit in the ocean? Peggy Noonan?? And has Mitt always talked like Will Farrell’s impression of George W. Bush???