Tag: mitt romney

Kellyanne Conway Is Not A Good Person

A 17-year-old girl asked how Conway felt, as a woman, about Donald Trump's nasty comments about women. Conway decided to be a giant asshole.

Trump Whines And Dines With Mittens! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!
Totally worth it

Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.

Harry Reid Says Donald Trump Not Very Well Endowed, With Dollars

Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Says True Thing About Trump Supporters, Everybody Horrified Or Something

If you are butthurt about Hillary calling Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables,' you're probably one of the folks she was talking about!

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win South Carolina

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Missouri

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.
Texas: Not Spongeworthy

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Texas, Probably Not But Still LOL

A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!

Aw, Cute! Trumpkins Have Their Own Site Now That Says Trump Is WINNING In The Polls!

Once again, we have another dispatch from the Trumperverse, the parallel universe in which Donald Trump is a very respectful and humble person, who is totally going to win this election. As we mentioned the last time we visited...
SO UNFAIR!

Trump Frets November Election Is ‘Rigged’ Since He Might Not Win

Donald Trump is already preparing for the revolution that must surely be sparked if Americans fail to vote for him.

‘Co-Prophet Of These End Times’ William Tapley Sings Sweetest Donald Trump Jam You’ll Ever Hear

The day we have been waiting for has finally arrived!