Tag: mitt romney
David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.
Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!
'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!
Just kidding. It's hopeless.
Part One of Over Nine Thousand
Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.
If you are butthurt about Hillary calling Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables,' you're probably one of the folks she was talking about!
Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!
This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.
The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.
A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!
Once again, we have another dispatch from the Trumperverse, the parallel universe in which Donald Trump is a very respectful and humble person, who is totally going to win this election. As we mentioned the last time we visited...
Donald Trump is already preparing for the revolution that must surely be sparked if Americans fail to vote for him.
The day we have been waiting for has finally arrived!
Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly if we worked at a mall around that time, the band did a mitzvah last night...
Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.