Tag: mitt romney

We hoped. We dreamed. We sent our thoughts and prayers to Liberal Skygod. Please, Liberal Skygod, PLEASE can we have Mitt Romney to kick around one...

Oh what fun we are having, now that we have reached the point in the primary where Mitt Romney wants to dig into everybody...

In an exciting plot twist, to which we give a very enthusiastic three thumbs up, Republicans want to peek at Donald Trump's tax returns. And Mitt...

It's time for a 2012 election flashback! Won't that be fun! As if you are not already weary/terrified enough of the current election cycle, but...

Have you met this nice, totally normal pastor of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, James David Manning? He is the main dude of the...

Oh how terrible, it seems that Donald Trump's existence continues to tear the Republican Party asunder, we are so deeply sorry about how hard...

Jeb Bush is not having a great day. That's a really good lede, since we can run it pretty much any day of the...

If you are an old who remembers when, you might think Nevada Sen. Harry Reid is an odd choice for Wonkette's Legislative Badass of 2015. Reid...

Don't you just love the smell of Republican Civil War in the morning? Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing...

Oh sweet Joseph Smith and his special reading glasses, this is just so precious. Because the field of Republican presidential candidates, which is so...

Well, ferret nuts. Guess the GOP is going to have to figure out another reason to claim President Obama is the worst President Obama who ever presidented...

You may recall this fella Mitt Romney who ran for president in 2012 on a platform of getting rid of Obamacare. It was a...

Oh, golly, Donald Trump and Ben Carson are in another God Fight. Or at least Trump's trying to start another one. During a rally in...

  There is no violin tiny enough for this sob story from Donald J. Trump, TEN BILLIONAIRE! Thankfully, Trump has been such a YOOOOGE success...

Limp-dicked criming-while-white sack of farts Rush Limbaugh is mad about a thing, and that thing is how Republicans are so nice and gentle to Hillary...

Mitt Romney was apparently sitting around in his bathrobe last week, riding up and down his car elevator, when some scheduler from CNN remembered...

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