Tag: mitt romney

Donald Trump is going to be incredibly ready for his debates with Hillary Clinton, although he hasn't started preparing for them yet. September is FOREVER away.

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

It might just be statistically possible for Donald Trump to win the presidency, although such an outcome would obviously give a completely new meaning to the term 'margin of error.'

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Disgraced former Clinton aide turned rightwing hack Dick Morris has a new gig at the National Enquirer, and inquiring minds want to know if he can sink any lower. Probably!

Sunday afternoon, Bill Kristol decided to leave a Memorial Day 'news' dump on Twitter. There will be a new candidate! It will be a good candidate! Bill Kristol is sure of it, and he's never wrong!

Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate behemoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney...

Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.

If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make...

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that...

Hillary Clinton releases two anti-Trump ads, and trust, they are delightful!

People, we may have to issue a correction here. We reported at you this morning that Ted Cruz had, for the first time in...

Sometimes Kaili and I have a philosophical disagreement. For instance, John Kasich might say something that's not insane. My first instinct is to pat...

Ted Cruz finally managed to score a big win in Utah on Tuesday night. Yee haw for him, however you say that in Canadian-Cubanese. Dang near...

The Never Trump Republicans have a new plan to stop the Donald from ruling their world with an iron fist and a giant pair...

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