Tag: mitt romney

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.

A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!

Once again, we have another dispatch from the Trumperverse, the parallel universe in which Donald Trump is a very respectful and humble person, who...

Donald Trump is already preparing for the revolution that must surely be sparked if Americans fail to vote for him.

Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly...

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.

This is important to say, and even more important to feel and believe, right now. It also happens to be true. It's easy to observe...

Update: Dok Zoom notes, because Yr Editrix is too embarrassed to write this note herself: Yep, this is the whole darn 2012 party platform...

Clinton leads Trump by 17 points with Catholics, which is a lot.

Donald Trump is going to be incredibly ready for his debates with Hillary Clinton, although he hasn't started preparing for them yet. September is FOREVER away.

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

It might just be statistically possible for Donald Trump to win the presidency, although such an outcome would obviously give a completely new meaning to the term 'margin of error.'

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Disgraced former Clinton aide turned rightwing hack Dick Morris has a new gig at the National Enquirer, and inquiring minds want to know if he can sink any lower. Probably!

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