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Tag: mitt romney

Zits of DOOOOM!

Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better

Could it have been ... SATAN?

Kellyanne Conway Triggered By John Lewis, Needs Safe Space Like Five Minutes Ago

Kellyanne Conway says the Trump camp is the 'Walking Wounded,' because everybody is so mean to them. Really.

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?
Swear to god, thought that was Roger Stone at first.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.

John Bolton Wants To Pick A Fight! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December, 15, 2016

Trump scares weapons merchants, John Bolton scares everybody, and Alex Jones learns about "The Streisand Effect". Your daily news brief!

Donald Trump Intimidating Electoral College, OMG WE ARE FOR SHOCKED!

Would you expect any less from Thin-Skinned Hitler?

OIL! It’s Got What Plants Crave! Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief!

Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Had It Up To Here With Kellyanne Conway

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kellyanne Conway Is Not A Good Person

A 17-year-old girl asked how Conway felt, as a woman, about Donald Trump's nasty comments about women. Conway decided to be a giant asshole.

Trump Whines And Dines With Mittens! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!
Totally worth it

Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.