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White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Who’s Hotter? SEXXXY CONOR LAMB Or Deformed Pig Baby Donald Trump Jr. Wearing A Hairnet?

Happy election day, Pennsylvania! You go make that sexy Conor Lamb boy a congressman!

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

Trump Endorses Mitt Romney, Who Just Can’t Thank That Awful Nazi-Lover Enough

Good to see they're pals again. For at least a day or so.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017

Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

Guess Roy Moore’s Alabama Supporters Don’t Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much

These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.