Tag: mitt romney

Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.

If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make...

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that...

Hillary Clinton releases two anti-Trump ads, and trust, they are delightful!

People, we may have to issue a correction here. We reported at you this morning that Ted Cruz had, for the first time in...

Sometimes Kaili and I have a philosophical disagreement. For instance, John Kasich might say something that's not insane. My first instinct is to pat...

Ted Cruz finally managed to score a big win in Utah on Tuesday night. Yee haw for him, however you say that in Canadian-Cubanese. Dang near...

The Never Trump Republicans have a new plan to stop the Donald from ruling their world with an iron fist and a giant pair...

Oh god, what must it be like to be a self-styled moderate Republican writing for the New York Times right now? In another era,...

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! It's time for your weekly top ten list, where we (SPOILER!) count down the top ten stories of...

Ooh, that Mittens Car-Elevator Romney has gone and done it again! After suddenly descending from his perch to make proclamations about how Donald Trump...

Poor deeply depressed David Brooks. The New York Times columnist continues his embarrassing public display of utter despair at the decline of his beloved...

Mitt Romney is not running for president, OK? He has said several times now that he is not running for president. Sure, he might be...

Welcome to an exciting new series from Yr Wonkette, in which we will spend the 30-plus remaining weekends between now Election Day looking at...

Whoa hey, what's shakin' my Wonkerinos? Yes, it is I, who is called "Evan," and I am here with your Weekly Top Ten reading...

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