Tag: mitt romney

Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly...

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.

This is important to say, and even more important to feel and believe, right now. It also happens to be true. It's easy to observe...

Update: Dok Zoom notes, because Yr Editrix is too embarrassed to write this note herself: Yep, this is the whole darn 2012 party platform...

Clinton leads Trump by 17 points with Catholics, which is a lot.

Donald Trump is going to be incredibly ready for his debates with Hillary Clinton, although he hasn't started preparing for them yet. September is FOREVER away.

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

It might just be statistically possible for Donald Trump to win the presidency, although such an outcome would obviously give a completely new meaning to the term 'margin of error.'

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Disgraced former Clinton aide turned rightwing hack Dick Morris has a new gig at the National Enquirer, and inquiring minds want to know if he can sink any lower. Probably!

Sunday afternoon, Bill Kristol decided to leave a Memorial Day 'news' dump on Twitter. There will be a new candidate! It will be a good candidate! Bill Kristol is sure of it, and he's never wrong!

Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate behemoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney...

Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.

If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make...

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

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