Tag: mitch mcconnell

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Donald Trump Accidentally Does Right Thing, INPEACH!

Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything?

Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Trump Tax ‘Plan’: You’ll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017

Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
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In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.