Tag: mitch mcconnell

Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again.

The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat!

Steve Bannon Maybe Running For President, LOL OK Sure, Steve Bannon, Drugs Are Bad, MMKAY?

No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.
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Kill Us Now: Axios’s Mike Allen And Mitch McConnell Have An Event

Mike Allen AND Mitch McConnell? Are we in Hell?
At least he spells good

Trump Might Not Sign Tax Cut Crap-A-Thon This Year Because They Accidentally Fucked It Up MORE

It's really not Democrats' job to protect Republicans from their stupid awful tax bill. Surprise!

Susan Collins So Mad Sexism Made Her Help Murder Your Healthcare

That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.

Tax Bill Full Of Stupid Shit Nobody Read, Let Your Accountant Take Care Of It, Let’s Go Golfing

Writing legislation that screws people quickly is haaaaaard.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition

What's so galling about her bullshit is that it's SO EASILY DISPROVEN.

OH SHIT THERE’S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017

Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!

SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.

McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)

Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

The Tax Bill Was Not The Democrats’ Fault You Silly Wankers

I don’t even LIKE the Dems and I can tell you that they’re not the problem here.

Trump Only Obstructed Justice In Russia Probe A Bunch Of Other Times, Allegedly

It's not Trump's fault! He's a mere businessman who doesn't understand how 'America' works!

GOP Ready To Pass Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN IT

They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.