Tag: mitch mcconnell

My friends, my friends, my friends...FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN

We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.

We’d Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead

This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.

Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They’re Voting On

We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.

HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW!

This heinous fuckery will not stand, man. GET ACTIVE.

Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don’t Fly

Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’

Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.