Tag: mitch mcconnell

What does that even mean? I give you my chin?

How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.

Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.

Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them

Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!

Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017

The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell Is Ready For ‘Us’ To Get Along And Stop Acting Like A Bunch Of Mitch McConnells

Over the last eight years, our country has experienced a legislative hissy-fit like no other. Government shutdowns, solemn vows to make sure President Obama can't get anything done, no matter what it is, refusals to give hearings to Supreme...

Dem Leader Chuck Schumer Shows Signs Of Usefulness: Trolling Mitch McConnell To All Hell

Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.
Needs more glowing blue eyes and speaking in ALL CAPS

Republicans Need A Little More Time To ‘Replace’ Obamacare. Does Never Work For You?

No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.

Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You’re Wonkette’s Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016!

The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!
But down at the bottom we, too, should have rights

Mitch McConnell Back-Pedaling On Russia Hack, But Slowly Because Of How He Has Turtle Legs

Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!