Tag: mitch mcconnell

Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Just Cock-Slapped Trump, AND HE LIKED IT

Oh Boy, Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Sure Do Suck At Their Jobs!

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Joe Manchin Will Cut Whatever Fucking Taxes He Wants, You Think He Gives A Shit?

You're not going to see Joe Manchin getting rattled about the 2018 campaign, no sir.

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017

Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.