Tag: mitch mcconnell
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.
Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.
Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.
Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!
A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.
Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.