Tag: mitch mcconnell

Kayla Moore All ‘Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET’S TALK ABOUT FAGS!’

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!

Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, ‘Allegedly’)

Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore’s Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Donald Trump Accidentally Does Right Thing, INPEACH!

Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything?

Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.