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Wow, it looks like Congress is actually going to accomplish something for once, on prison reform! Surely, no one can screw this one up...

Look, we hate Ted Cruz. We talk about it often. Democrats hate him, not because he's threatening in the electoral way, but because he's...

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of...

If you are an old who remembers when, you might think Nevada Sen. Harry Reid is an odd choice for Wonkette's Legislative Badass of 2015. Reid...

Doctor Ben Carson would like you all to know he is not one bit pleased about these murmurings that the GOP establishment is plotting...

Don't you just love the smell of Republican Civil War in the morning? Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing...

One would think the Very Serious Media has had enough time to recover from its shock that Donald Trump is a racist hate-mongering sack...

Kentucky's a hell of a drug. Extra-crispy wingnut Matt Bevin was too crazy even for Republican primary voters to send him to the Senate...

Awwww, are all the other Republicans being mean to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Canada) again and pulling his pigtails and telling him he cannot eat his...

So, Politico has an exciting (like Jeb!! Bush) new interview with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and for the most part it's pretty much...

It has been a while since we pretended we didn't already know the answer to the question: Do Americans like Congress, yes or no?...

. Perpetual rage machine and Fox News contributor Erick Erickson is really, really mad that Planned Parenthood is getting rich off trafficking in murdered baby...

Hello. Do you -- or someone you love, or even just like, or maybe sat next to on a bus one time -- have...

Is that gross enough? Are you imagining Donald Trump's penis now and wondering if his little head is coiffured the same as his big...

Everyone hates Ted Cruz, right? Right. And his Republican colleagues in the Senate are no exception: Cruz, a Texas senator who is running for the...

Senate Majority Leader In Name Only Mitch McConnell (R-Literally A Tortoise) is not a big fan of the ladies. Oh, sure, he'll pretend he...

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