Tag: mitch mcconnell

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!

Seems Like Mitch McConnell And John McCain Ready For Donald Trump To STFU

You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Newt Gingrich hates sex, "Wal-Mart Moms", and Rush Limbaugh is SHOCKED about an old gay man. Here's your morning news brief!

These Skeevy Douchey Trump PAC Alleged Crimers Could Not Be Skeevier, Douchier, Crimier. LOOK AT THEM!

It's amazing how much flexibility in the campaign finance laws the prospect of a couple million bucks can find.
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John McCain Promises To Keep Supreme Court Crippled Until President Palin Elected In 2020

John McCain says President Hillary can't have no Supreme Court justices. THANKS OBAMA.

New York Times To Donald Trump: Disgusting Serial Sex-Assaulter Says What?

In New York Times lawsuit threat, Trump forgets to pick on someone smaller than he is. Whoops!
please raise your wronged hand

Everybody So Mean To Poor, Criminal Wells Fargo. Thank God Mitch McConnell Is Making It Right!

It wasn't long ago when Wells Fargo purged its payrolls of industrious retail bankers who opened up unauthorized accounts for their customers. Following government investigations, Wells Fargo, which totally didn't know about any of this, they swear, fired thousands...

Senate So Mad At Obama For Letting Them Override His Veto Of Their Piss-Ignorant Bill. No. Really.

If Obama doesn't want a bill to pass, he should support it, damn him.
Sure it's poison. But think of the savings!

Paul Ryan Voice Of Reason On Shutting Down Government This One Time

Flint, Michigan's poisoned water system may be replaced before the heat death of the universe.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Come at me, Bro!

There Goes Badass Harry Reid, Trolling The Living Hell Out Of Donald Trump

Harry Reid is pretty sure Donald Trump is too stupid and uninformed to take the US citizenship test. Harry Reid is correct.

President Obama Calls Trump Dumbass Again, Because Trump Is Being A Dumbass Again

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.
This is really going awfully well for him, isn't it?

Parents Of Dumb Muslim War Hero Continue Doing Terrorism To Donald Trump

Donald Trump's idiot attacks on Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of Army Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan, have of course continued, because as everyone knows, you are not allowed to ever criticize Donald Trump without being subjected to a...