Tag: mitch mcconnell

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’

Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

John McCain’s Brain Is Hurt, But Like For Real, Obamacare Repeal Delayed Again Sadface!

John McCain needed some surgery, but he should be up and scowling again real soon.

Mitch McConnell: No Recess Until You Finish Taking Away Americans’ Healthcare

And no, they can't hold their session outside, even if it's a nice day.

Republicans Are Fucking Up That Obamacare Repeal BAD: A Wonksplainer

The party that wants to drown government in a bathtub is bad at governing? Whodathunkit!

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom

Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare!

GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That ‘Better Care’?

Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.