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Sexist Liberals Afraid Pig Farmer Joni Ernst Will Castrate Obama In SOTU Response

Bobby Jindal. Bob McDonnell. Paul Ryan. My Man Mitch. Thirsty Guy. CMR. Delivering the GOP's State of the Union rebuttal can launch a starry-eyed Republican to anywhere on a scale of Hapless Presidential Ticket to federal prison. So who, pray tell, will...

Former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels Is Just Your Average Everyday Book-Burning University President

The few times we ever gave former Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels much thought, he always seemed like a Scott Walker wannabe who was trying to prove that he too could destroy public employee unions and pass "right to work"...

Nice Time! Supreme Court Says Indiana Slut Clinics Still Allowed To Bankrupt America

How are liberals winning the battle against the Fetal Menace today? Probably a lot of ways, but especially this: The State of Indiana will not be allowed to withhold Medicaid funding from Planned Parenthood! Says who, you ask? The...

Law-And-Order Republicans In Indiana Now Let You Stand Your Ground Against Cops

So here is what we are having a hard time wrapping our puny girly brains around: we remember, due to oldness, when the NRA lobbied to keep Kevlar-piercing bullets legal (for those Kevlar-vested deer), but when did Ted Nugent...

Someone Named ‘Mitch Daniels’ Gets 16 Stitches In Head

Nobody was too upset when Mitch Daniels announced yesterday that he wasn't running for president, because who is Mitch Daniels even? Another old random Republican guy who was perhaps going to "throw his hat in the ring" or whatever...

Huge Scandal Keeping Mitch Daniels Out of the 2012 Race: He’s a Good Dad

Fiscal conservatives love Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels because he loves fiscal conservatism. He loves it so much he declared a "truce" in the culture wars in Indiana so he could focus on it. This upset people, and he eventually...

Indiana Democrats Successfully Stop Anti-Union Bill By Also Leaving Their State

Gov. Mitch Daniels signaled this afternoon that Republicans should drop the right-to-work bill that has brought the Indiana House to a standstill for two days and imperiled other measures. Seats on one side of the Indiana House were nearly...

College Students Get Parents To Buy Mitch Daniels Ad

Here is your first television ad of the Republican primaries! "Students for Daniels," based at Yale, has bought airtime in southern Iowa during this weekend's Pro Bowl for this ad about how Obama victimizes dumb blonde coeds looking for...