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Posts Tagged ‘mistress’

John Edwards Also Ruined Hillary Clinton’s Life!

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Hillary is always the last to know.Oh goody, we are now at the “blame John Edwards for pretty much everything” stage of the Edwards Was A Baby Mamma scandal. Somehow the mortgage meltdown and the brand-new war in Georgia will turn out to be his fault, but we’ll leave it to Sam Stein to uncover those crucial links. In the meantime, former Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson has found something else to blame on John Edwards: the implosion of the Clinton candidacy. MORE »


Alleged John Edwards Mistress-Baby Scandal!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

They were all born in the Mill.Oh man, weren’t we done with this guy? When did everybody know he had affairs and mistresses? We knew in October — if by “knew” you mean we posted some crap that the National Enquirer “reported” and the Huffington Post repeated. But now, suddenly, it seems there might be a pretty good prime-time speech slot open on probably Tuesday at the Democratic Convention, because John-John’s got (an alleged) love child! MORE »


Don Sherwood Nearly Strangles Voting Machine

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Arghghgh! - WonketteOur favorite mistress-strangling Pennsylvania congressman went to his polling place today and, like most old people, had no idea how to cast his vote.

As he stood at the new electronic voting machine, Mr. Sherwood quickly made his selections, but then ran into a glitch. “How do I send it?” he asked a poll worker. The woman instructed him to hit the red “vote” button at the top and then confirm.

We can only conclude that he really was only trying to give his mistress a “backrub” and then accidentally strangled her because he’s legally retarded. MORE »


Strangler and Chief

Friday, October 20th, 2006

OMFG - WonketteYes, that’s Don “Pennsylvania Strangler” Sherwood and George “They Gave Me an Ice Cream” Bush at a fund-raising ho-down in Sherwood’s district. MORE »


The Pennsylvania Strangler

Monday, October 16th, 2006

We love Don Sherwood. It’s not like he’s the only congressman who strangles his mistress, but he is the only one who got caught strangling his mistress. MORE »