missouri

It’s nice to know that you can count on your friends. For instance, accused murderer Frazier Glenn Miller (or Frazier Glenn Cross, depending on which of his pseudonyms you like) has a good friend in Daniel Clevenger, the newly elected mayor of Marionville, Missouri. In an astonishingly unembarrassed chat with Springfield, Missouri, TV station KSPR, […]

As a Bible-believing Christian, you’re no stranger to outrage. Only now you’re outraged at yourself. It started with that excellent Arizona bill to protect Godly businesses from gay sinners. You found out about that from the Huffington Post. The Huffington Post, for the admiration of Moses! (Why were you even looking at the Huffington Post? You will […]

Pastor John Benefiel of Oklahoma City’s “Church on the Rock” revealed, in a webcast with Mike and Cindy Jacobs, that he and another pastor, Chuck Pierce, prayed so hard and cast out so many demons in 2007 that they completely broke the demon Baal’s hold over Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, and Missouri, and as a sign […]

We’d just like to thank Fox News for being so very Fox News, as demonstrated by this chyron from a Monday story about that epic spelling bee on the edge of forever that recently ended in Missouri. We’re just surprised that the error wasn’t later attributed to Fox employee Sarah Palin (D-Alaska).

Hey kids! Is your grifting game going a little sideways lately? Do you need to learn from the big girls? Then let us head over to OpenSecrets.org and check on what Sarah Palin’s SarahPAC is up to lately, as reported to the tyrants of the FEC. In our latest edition of Sarah Palin Picked Your […]

Welcome, kids, to Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we give our browser tabs a Silkwood shower, then inspect the drains for stories that are too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not enough to hang a full blog post on. We recommend that you apply the mood-altering substance equivalent of a wire brush to your […]

The Missouri Senate lurrrvvveesss them some guns. Like they are just up in a tree kissing on guns. And they were trying SO HARD to show guns that they care, what with trying to nullify federal gun laws and getting all ground-standing and making sure young people have access to guns before they turn 21, […]

OK, so shutting down the government didn’t work, and the House repealing it umpty-eleven times didn’t work, and the website does work, but maybe it’s not too late for states to save their citizens from the horror of having health insurance. They could maybe try the genius plan introduced in the Missouri Senate by state […]

In the never-ending quest to protect the sanctity of marriage, and more importantly, the rule of law, Missouri state Rep. Nick Marshall is fixin’ to impeach Governor Jay Nixon for the high crime of signing an executive order that will let same-sex married people file joint state tax returns. Missouri doesn’t allow gay marriage, of […]

Well, golly, here we were getting all optimistic about all those nice-time stories about how same-sex marriages aren’t exactly destroying the fabric of society, and then along comes a giant turd like this: The Missouri Supreme Court has ruled against a man who sought survivor benefits from the state pension system based on his same-sex […]

Hey, remember that loony guy last year who protested all the gheys by setting fire to a box of Cheerios at gay-friendly General Mills, with hilarious lawn-burning results? OK, that guy is not really part of this story at all, but the very same day we ran that story, another friend of Jebus burned a […]

Dave Evans, legislative Assistant to Missouri House Speaker Tim Jones, was briefly unable to stop any bad guys last week after he accidentally left his 9mm handgun, loaded with hollow-point bullets, on top of the toilet paper dispenser in a men’s room at the Capitol on Friday. Capitol police returned the gun to Evans after […]

A Missouri state representative was arrested Sunday for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Rep. Jeremy LaFaver, a Kansas City Democrat, was stopped for “fail[ing] to respond to an earlier traffic-related offense,” which we guess is an actual thing, and when he was pulled over, he was cited for possession of less than 35 grams […]

So, the altered photo on the right was posted on a rightwing Tea Party website; after the fakery was exposed, the “Patriot Nation” Facebook page has removed the photo and issued a stirring notpology: There is but ONE race — the AMERICAN race, and it isn’t hyphenated! Anyone who is found to be posting such […]

Bad news. It turns out that Obamacare doesn’t just make birth control freely available. It actually mandates that every man, woman, and child in America take birth control until they grow hair in weird places or whatever those devil pills do to you. It seems strange that they would mandate birth control usage, but that’s […]