Tag: mississippi

Judge Rules Planned Parenthood May Now Tap Dance On Mississippi’s Face

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.
This election is going better than 2008, we think.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Mississippi, Yes We Said MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi could become a 'battleground state' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

Donald Trump’s Campaign Manager Curious About This ‘Constitution’ You Keep Mentioning

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!

Splodey Heads Are Sploding All Over Your Weekly Top Ten

Let's count down the week's top stories and laugh at Sarah Palin at the same time!

Good Mississippi Christians Can’t Discriminate Against Yucky Gay Homos No More, Unfair!

A mean federal judge says Mississippi's entire gay-hatin' law is unconstitutional. Does the U.S. Constitution even APPLY to Mississippi?

Federal Judge Gives Mississippi Clerks And Bigots A Real Bad Week

Sometimes, when there is a ton of news about a couple-a big things, news about other things gets swept under the rug and we miss it! But in addition to the other awesome judicial news we got on Monday --...

The Twelve Ways (LIKE APOSTLES!!!) We Are Persecuting Christians In The US of A

Idiot Mississippi governor is caterwauling about being 'crucified' again. Here are some of the many oppressions Christians in the US face.

Target Doesn’t Need None Of You Dumb Bigots’ Business, So BYE FELICIA

Gay-hatin' wingnuts, Target has some bad news for you.

Feds Desegregate Schools In Mississippi Town Time Forgot

A federal court ordered school desegregation plan be put in place in Cleveland, Mississippi, a mere 62 years -- almost to the day -- after Brown v. Board of Education.

Mississippi Governor Tired Of You Discriminating Against His Shiny New Jim Crow Laws For Homos

Phil Bryant says he is just trying to protect people who want to discriminate from being discriminated against.

No Big, Poultry Workers Just Have To Wear Diapers Because No Bathroom Breaks Allowed

Hey, feel like being horrified and utterly despairing of the belief that human decency exists today? Well, tough, 'cause now you're gonna be. A new, unbelievably awful report from Oxfam sketches out just how bad labor conditions are in America...

Something Good Happened For Gays In Mississippi, Even Though That Is UNPOSSIBLE

Y'all listen up, for we actually have a #NiceTime involving gaywad-sexuals what live in Mississippi! We mentioned when we reported on the state's horrific, most-insane-in-the-nation "religious freedom" bill, that a mean federal judge had just ruled that it is not...
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Gal Who Looks Like Ted Cruz Will Do Porno For $10K; You Can Not Watch It For Free

The internet is a wonderful thing. It brings us amusing My Little Pony memes, cat videos, and GIFs of people falling off stuff, pow, right on their bottoms. And porn, of course. So it makes perfect sense that the...
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Mississippi’s Bill To Allow Divorce For Domestic Violence Accidentally Walks Into The Door

Mississippi came perilously close to entering the 20th Century last week (The 21st? Not even close!) as a conference committee considered a bill that would add domestic violence to the acceptable grounds for divorce in the state. In the...

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...