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Posts Tagged ‘missile’

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

Lou Dobbs doesn’t know shit about the Middle East, but neither do you. [CNN]
Potential government jurisdiction clusterfuck over Bush’s s-bomb drop. [Fishbowl DC]
Apparently, firing a missile at someone isn’t smack talk enough, as “your mamma” jokes now getting written on Lebanon bound rockets. [AP]
A picture of Putin as a small boy just yearning for some tummy-kissing-man-love. [Iran Defense]
Rush Limbaugh’s “Viagra-fueled boners” convince him to cite a lady blogger whose statistics seem to come from, “out of her anal cavity.” [James Wolcott]

Saturday, July 8th, 2006

Katherine Harris pulls the crazy train into the station for maintenance. Get well soon Katy!
Stop Tim Russert whilst he’s walking and he will cut your effin jacobs off!
God pardons Ken Lay.
Joe Lieberman’s not sure who he is anymore, but he’s running for something
American competitiveness slips again. We’re losing ground to the Koreans in nattiness of street mobs. ‘Tis of thee.
The president can’t get his mind off his trip to Graceland, Larry King can’t get his off marginally relevant World War II era anecdotes.
Apparently, the sodomy squadron has been napping on the job, because they needed Vanity Fair to tell them the Watergategate parties were
all about the ass-fucking.