Wonkette

On the right, Natalie Glebova, 2005’s Miss Universe. On the left, a man you’d be scared to sit next to on the bus. Who’s also President of the UN Security Council! A confused Bolton has announced that he will demand military action against Iran if, in their appearance before the council, they fail to preform as well as Turkey in the talent competition. MORE »

• Reliable Source: Barbara and Jenna Bush dine at Dino in Cleveland Park and drink Dolcetto wine. . . Beyonce, surprise guest for Kennedy Center Honors, sand again after most guests left because of technical difficulties the first time. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Town Hall restaurant forced to close at 11:30 because of quirky liquor license. . . Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.) “was all smiles” when he met Miss Universe. [The Hill]
• Rush & Molloy: Dick Cheney, Melissa Etheridge, Queen Latifah, Tina Turner, Oprah Winfrey, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Tony Bennett, Kevin Spacey, Kid Rock were among the attendees of the Honors event. [NYDN]